Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Sorviknight]

So, I saw this game on another forum and it turns out to be an official game with its own Wikipedia page. I thought it would be fun to bring it to PC!

Wikipedia says:

The Fortunately, Unfortunately word game follows a standard format:

• One person begins with a sentence (e.g., One day Little Johnny walked to the local shoe shop).
• The next person tells of something unfortunate that happens (e.g., Unfortunately, Little Johnny was hit by a car.).
• The following person contributes a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, the car was made entirely of marshmallows).
• The fourth person will contribute an unfortunate event (e.g., Unfortunately, Johnny was allergic to marshmallows.)
• The fifth person will contribute a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, Johnny didn't eat any of the car.), and the process is repeated

The game does not have any specified ending point.

This is off-topic, so it doesn't need to be Pokémon related: go bonkers. And the story begins...

...when Lysandre decided to go get a haircut.

 

[CiCi]

Unfortunately, his barber was extremely drunk.

 

[Sorviknight]

Fortunately, Lysandre realized this and started cutting it himself

 

[budube]

Unfortunately, Lysandre didn't know how to do it so he had to shave his head.

 

[CiCi]

Fortunately, everyone thought it looked great!

 

[Sorviknight]

Unfortunately, the person he was hoping to impress didn't

 

[CiCi]

Fortunately, Lysander came up with a great plan that was sure to impress!

 

[Sorviknight]

Unfortunately, the person moved to Indiana, so she could not reach them anymore

 

[Tsutarja]

Fortunately, Lysandre had the internet to find ways of communicating to Indiana

 

[Rynamite]

Unfortunately, Lysandre had dial-up from Comcast D:

 

[Sorviknight]

Fortunately, Lysandre remembered he could afford a plane ticket

 

[faf]

Unfortunately, plane tickets were sold out.

 

[Lysander]

Fortunately, he had a private jet

 

[Sorviknight]

Unfortunately, his jet was so private that they wouldn't even let him in

 

[Queen]

Fortunately, he decided to threaten to set their hair on fire so they let him board the jet.

 

[Lysander]

Unfortunately, the jet was stuck on the ground

 

[Sorviknight]

Fortunately, the ground was nice enough to let it loose

 

[Lysander]

Unfortunately, the pilot called in sick

 

[faf]

Fortunately, there was a substitute pilot and they were able to finally get to Lysandre's location.

 

[Lysander]

Unfortunately, the person he was trying to impress had fallen for someone else