horrible (baby) names

what are some horrible baby names? or what are some names you absolutely hate? etc

apple is a p horrible name

Christopher Robin

Names that have to be ridiculously complex

Like... Why?

Is this thread inspired by Kardashians/Jenners maybe?

Some I have heard are,
Nirvana
Blade
Malachi
Rocket
Nevaeh
Onyx
Jupiter

and a couple of weeks ago at work I met my first Game of Thrones inspired name - a little girl named Sansa.

smocks said:

what are some horrible baby names? or what are some names you absolutely hate? etc

apple is a p horrible name

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Any name to do with fruit is horrible. Living in China something common for Chinese parents to do is give their child an English name as well as their real one. What they think of as cute in their culture just comes across as plane strange. I know so many Apple's. I even know a Guava and an Orange.

north

River Rocket

I feel bad for any Slavik girl named 'Marfa'. If they live in the US, kids probably call them names like 'Barfa' and such. :X

.....Chicago and Stormi....? I know this is fish in a barrel but....?

Hashtag.

Nutella.

Isis.

Nevaeh, and any other name spelled backward for that matter.

Literally any combination name.

Take any noun and add a "quia" to the end.

any name inspired by an anime character. Seriously guys, don't name your kid Naruto.

Winner and Loser. This literally happened.

"Unique" alternate spelling names. If you're gonna name your daughter Madison, just name her Madison. Not Matyson.

Le-a, pronounced "Ledasha".

Aquafresh. Personally, I prefer naming my daughter April Fresh.

Abcde, pronounced "Ab-sid-ee".

Chlamydia. Apparently, some people think that sounds pretty.

North West, and any "punny" name for that matter.

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily.

Ahmiracle, Lamiracles, and Jamiracles.

Anna...(yes, the ellipses are a part of the name)

I'munique.

Baby Girl.

Little Sweetmeat.

Merica.

Orgasm.

Abstinence.

Moxie Crimefighter.

Phelony.

Facebook.

Olive Garden.

The list goes on.

There are some location names I can get behind, like Dallas and Paris aren't too bad. But Chicago as a name is horrible & that's coming from a very loyal chicagoan who loves the city.

Margarita is pretty bad. I know it was a name first, but still.

Incineroar said:

Beat me to it. This name still urks me.

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Don't worry. It's not real.

https://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

here's my personal favorite I found today:

Mercury Constellation Starcruiser.

i dont like stormi but i dont C anything wrong with chicago better than "calabasas" or some shit lmfao

but i saw some youtube video about baby names and one of them was like Huxley? and they adopted a kid and named him Huxley. I dont get it

Isis.
Mary Christmas.

I have a cousin named Gemini and he is a man

"Mark Zuckerberg"