Agony Aunt is in the House. So what's your gripe dear Pokemon?

But-but competitive Heatran. D:

No one wants to hear my Noble Roar, but they like to hear my Hyper Voice. Strange, huh?

Sunflora.

A Pokemon based on a Sunflower, named Sunflora, GF does come up with some very original, well thought of names :P.

Camerupt

Pika Pika :chu:

Water-Types.

Jellicent.

Can Ghosts float on water or will they drown?

Ninjask

Pika Pika :chu:

Sure that I don't look like a ninja, though being a fly is something to proud of.
... Which is a simple reason why the others were envious to have my ability.

Meloetta.

I'm much more prepared for battle in my Pirouette form, but much more relaxed in my Aria form. My owner wants me to choose between one form, but I can't decide!

Gastrodon

Well, I have 2 forms, have like 1 weakness, so what do I have to complain about? The fact I have not much to complain about.

Azumarill

I am Gen II's Pikaclone, believe me.

Tangrowth

Pika Pika :chu:

High Special Attack, few special hitting moves.

Piloswine.

A hirsute overweight pig, that evolves into an..... extinct elephant o_O?

Decidueye

Pika Pika :chu:

"Oh, look at that meaty people.
They're just target practice.
They're nothing, compared to me.
They're just going to stain on my robe.
Hah, haha. I'm invincible."
*sees a Magcargo"
"Oh god no pls somebody help!"

Golisopod.

My arms....how do I lift 'em?

Solrock

Why am I not Sun's mascot :|?

Granbull

Pika Pika :chu:

Screw Pok?dex entries, I'm NOT afraid in anything!

Vulpix.

How do my tails "sprout"? Do I have to water them? No that can't be, coz I'm a Fire type ~_~.

Mudsdale

Pika Pika :chu:

Why am I so slow? I'm a Ground-type, sure but I shouldn't really have the speed of a Rock-type, should I?

Cacnea

While I do and understand I am based on a cactus plant, I still do not get the fact they made a weapon made out of my spikes.

You do not get my point? It is the Cacnea Spike.

Lycanroc.

My night form likes to howl loudly at night, he says he's 'singing' but I dun leik it.

Porygon-Z

THEY WONT LET ME IN THE ANIME, WHATD I DO?...

For fun, Flareon?

Why does Flare (DyingWillFlareon) love me so much :P.

Articuno

Pika Pika :chu: