Agony Aunt is in the House. So what's your gripe dear Pokemon?

People used to hunt us for our antlers, but those trainers ignored us anyway.

Claydol.
 
I'm a doll made of clay, my name is "Claydol" & my species is "Clay Doll", how innovative :P.

Scolipede?

Pika Pika :chu:
 
People liked me as a Pokémon, but they don't when I tried asking for a cuddle in real life.
(Centipede kill rate: 2, can't be helped.)

Reuniclus.
 
No matter what we can resist on, we always get attracted by that one Ampharos in a tall lighthouse.

Hitmontop.
 
I'm still a bit disappointed about that Alolan Exeggutor getting classified as a Dragon itself.

Cofa grigus.
 
That feel when you can't rip a chestnut open and had to do labor working just for the freshly opened ones.

Entei.
 
My name has 11 letters.
When they tried putting me in their 721 Pokémon hack.
They cut off my name by one letter.
I want my 11th letter back.
Please.

Xatu.
 
Just give me the goddamn Aerilate, GF. I mean what's the point of giving me Infiltrator when Boomburst deals sound damage anyway?

Bisharp.
 
I can't really die even with a Hydro Pump, no?

Jellicent.
 
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