Agony Aunt is in the House. So what's your gripe dear Pokemon?

[PageEmp]

Am I a thing? Related to some thing or something, I just....no....ugh.

Jirachi

 

[HyperMorian]

When people just want to use my headbutting abilities to make people feel annoyed.
I'm pointing at you, Smogon.

Tentacool.

 

[LegendChu]

Please tell me I'm cooler than Frillish

Pikipek

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[AmetsuCAT]

Aren't I supposed to be a Woodpecker? Then why do I supposedly evolve into a Toucan?

Exadrill

 

[HyperMorian]

When people are trying to change the weather and also hit me with priority.
I feel... *grasps claws*

Drapion.

 

[PageEmp]

My fangs....are growing from the side of my mouth?

Sentret

 

[LegendChu]

Can we get a real watchman please?

Liepard

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[HyperMorian]

I heard there's a tale about a Qwilfish-haired guy looking for a certain Liepard for years. What a loyal trainer, except I don't get the same treat when I'm with my trainer.

Aromatisse.

 

[PageEmp]

Whay am I so damn grumpy? Make me smile, DAMNIT!

Fearow

 

[AmetsuCAT]

Why does Pidgeot get more attention? I mean, I'm clearly the better Gen 1 bird...Right?

Audino

 

[HyperMorian]

I like to greet on people I meet throughout my life by shaking the tall grass I'm standing on as a signal.

And I still like them even if their respond can't be really called nice. Is this a problem?

Deoxys-Defense.

 

[PageEmp]

Just....why are my arms so big? How do I do things like open doors or what, I just...no...

Zoroark

 

[HyperMorian]

My trainer should learn to not put me as the sixth Pokémon in her team.

Pupitar.

 

[PageEmp]

So I had to be leveled up to lose my limbs and become a cocoon. Now I must stay in this form for like, 25 levels?

Breloom

 

[HyperMorian]

Ever since Grass-Types are immune to Spores?

Escavalier.

 

[LegendChu]

The Shelmet shell is a perfect fit.

Mantyke

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[MizEileen]

"But whoever treasures freedom, like the swallow has learned to fly.." -- Dona Dona as sung by Spearrow.

 

[PageEmp]

You never mentioned a poke. But I did see Spearow in your post so will do that

"So basically, I can use fly. But how do I carry my big trainer to places?"

Butterfree

 

[HyperMorian]

I'm just a minor version of Vivillon, why did you have to bring it up again?
Though I still feel I deserve Mega, at least.

Heatran.

 

[LegendChu]

GF got the name wrong, it should have been Heat"trash", coz is good-for-nothing -_-

Litleo

Pika Pika :chu: