jenner family challenge

how have you humiliated yourself this year

i didn't humiliate myself but when I went to accept this award, they gave me a rose and the rose fell off the stem. I had to walk across the stage w/ a flowerless rose.

I was trying my best not to break out in laughter

I thought "The President's Choice" dude in the tv ads was Steven Harper
So I asked my bf "why is it still Steven Harper doing those ads? Trudeau is our Prime Minister now, shouldn't it be him?"

To my defense:

Okay that probably isn't helping me but THEY SPEAK THE SAME BROKEN FRENCH

I was doing service calls at work and we're supposed to say "thank you for bringing in your (car model) for service recently" and I was staring at the model, which happened to be a Nissan Rogue, so intently that when the customer answered the phone, I said that my name was Rogue.

Too many drunken antics (no regrets)

i embarrass myself every time i go out in public just by going out in public and being myself

I'm in the same boat as hoshiko. I always seem to embarrass myself in public and never seem to live it down at times.

yes

By existing (I beat BadSheep at this one)

I purchased Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered