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Mustard. Yuck.

Why do we exist?

Because God made Earth, regretted it, and decided that he needed a bunch of twats to get rid of it for him.

How much do you tend to love/hate fictional characters?

Depends on how involved I get in the story.

What did you eat for breakfast?

Nothing. I should probably eat something now.

What would you do if you were falsely accused of murder?

Call the A-Team, or my connections in the upper echelons of power because, amazingly enough, they are there.

Seen Fantastic Beasts: Crimes of Grindelwald yet?

No, i did not, i have yet to watch the first one(I heard it is quite good)

This is the story of Bob and Cop, bob is working with his toys and Cop is watching cause he thinks Bob is dangerious, if bob wants to go to the toilet and you were Cop, would you follow him or would you just wait outside ?

Wtf.... I would never be a cop, so in this scenario I would let Bob go to the toilet.

What smell comforts you?

This might come off as kind of odd, but ferrets. The usual argument I hear from people who have never had a ferret or don't like them to begin with is they smell bad but to me they just have a smell and to me, that smell is something like the syrup on pancakes. Other ferret lovers say things like honey, or hay, so I know I'm not alone.

How is your week going?

Samey, a tad dull around the edges, with absolutely no sizzling gypsies in it. So not as great as it could be.

Do you operate on intuition or logic?

Probably a mixture of both

What was the last video game you played?

Unreal Tournament 2004. I suck but its good fun.

How much drama goes on in your life?

Not a lot.

What's the weather like where you are?

Bloody nice. That's all I'll volunteer.

Who is your favourite character of all time?

That's hard. I think Kaito Kuroba from Kaito Kid.

What is the last thing you searched for on the internet (except googling who is Kaito Kuroba)?

Josh Groban on Youtube. Preceding him was bagpipe music. I'm homesick for moors.

Do you like bagpipes? And yes, there is a correct answer.

One of my favourite levels in Spyro: Ripto's Rage! is called Fracture Hills and it's full of satyrs playing bagpipes. Does that answer your question?

If you turn your head to the left, what do you see?

A painting of the Matterhorn, or some mountain like it. It's pretty brilliant, really. I've never seen anything like it anywhere else.

How high is your forehead?

I don't usually give drugs or alcohol to my forehead, so I wouldn't say it's high.

Do you play any instrument?

Nope, but I used to play harmonica.

What is the worst book you have ever read?

My Life by Homeskulled Kid. Nothing happens!

... just kidding. It'd probably be a moody best-seller because it's full of themes. To be honest, I can't really answer the question because as a rule I don't read bad books, and I can't remember the worst among the best.

What is your first memory?