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YOU EVOLVED FROM A DOG

Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty

I lit a wee fire...on a boat!
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    Mum: What's the Pokémon who looks like a blue donkey?
    Me: ...Come again?
    Mum: Well I was looking through eBay and they had this darling Pokémon plushie which looks like a blue donkey. It has long ears blue ears.
    Me: ...Errrr. I can't actually think of any Pokémon based off of a donkey. Can you provide a little more detail than that?
    Mum: It was cute.
    Me: Yeah, like that helps. *pulls up an image from Google Image Search of all Pokémon* Okay, point to it.
    [cue five minutes of scrolling and suggesting]
    Mum: Ahhh, that's it! That one!
    Me: That's Glaceon. She doesn't look a thing like a donkey.
    Mum: She does!
    Me: She does not! She looks like a dog!
    Mum: A dog?! She looks like a donkey!
    Me: SHE EVOLVES FROM EEVEE, WHO IS A DOG*!
    Mum: YOU EVOLVED FROM A DOG!
    Me: ...Think really carefully about what you just said.
    Mum: *walking away* Too late, I already did.

    My household: insane since 1989.

    * I have long held the belief that Eevee looks more like a dog than a cat. Or maybe a fox.
     
    Have you ever tried selling your lives to a TV station? They could make some really awesome series XD
     
    Sorafune;bt32923 said:
    Eevee is a fox. :[
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    Definitely that, though Bulbapedia also says it has catlike and doglike traits XD (along with all it's evolutions)

    But how DARE she call Glaceon a "donkey" ;_; *loves that cute ice type to death*

    For a second, though, I thought she was mistaking Eeyore for a Pokemon XD
     
    Sorafune;bt32923 said:
    Eevee is a fox. :[
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    True. D: But then that would have made this conversation slightly pervy >.>

    Natsu-kun;bt32924 said:
    For a second, though, I thought she was mistaking Eeyore for a Pokemon XD
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    XD omg you have no idea how relevant that statement is to this household. XD Eeyore used Yawn! <3
     
    I read this blog because the title said dog. :(
     
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