‎parallelzero is fricken old

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    So today 20 years ago David (‎parallelzero) was born in some random room, in some random hospital, in some random town, in some random land called "Clannada" or something like that.

    Anyway... I got you a gift!

    [PokeCommunity.com] ‎parallelzero is fricken old


    See that just appeared on your desk. And now the disc is in your 360! Am I just that awesome or what?

    Now go order some pizza, now that you're able to. (I was reminded by the birthday boy/girl that pizza is 21... sorry)

    Oh and this is a cat.
    [PokeCommunity.com] ‎parallelzero is fricken old

    (pic from Alex)
     
    Why are we assuming he was born in a hospital? D:

    Happy birthday! :3
     
    Happy birthday, Daaaaaavid, you've always been pretty spiffy and I can remember you being a wee young lad sitting on his dad's knees just begging for a story. Or that could have been the movie I watched earlier, but either way, I've known you for a while and it's neat to see people grow older! Enjoy no longer being a teen and the last year your birthday comes with any milestones until you get every tenth year! :D
     
    DAVIIIIIIIID!

    Congratulations, you are now twenty. Too bad you don't... get anything for being twenty hahahaha. Yeah it sucks. It's just that age in-between being able to drink and being an adult/able to drink all over the world. The only thing you get is the new reminder that you aren't a teenager anymore. :'( Which is depressing. 20 sucks.

    But it's only for one year and during that year you will have lots of fun! Including looking forward to ordering your own pizzas next year and yelling at Jeef to get off your lawn! And if you ever need help with your dentures or picking out a new cane or walker, the rest of us are all here for support because we're slowly getting the hang of this being old thing too. ('Cause by JRPG standards, we're nearly ancient. ;~;)

    But um, yeah. XD; Happy birthday and I hope the next year goes great for you!
     
    Hiroshi Sotomura said:

    No present for you, Daaaaave. Make sure Karli does something horrible for you too. :D
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    There is nothing horrible about me spending my precious money on Persona 3 Portable for his birthday. So I am going to have to brainstorm something horrible. :)

    Happy Birthday Davey Doodle Sunshine/Big Brother/Broskiiiiiii/Weinerhead!
    See you when you wake up and open your gift and card!
     
    Of all the SA's, you're the one I'm least familiar with, but if you're awesome enough for my good friends Andy, Jake, and Erica, you must be a pretty cool guy. So have a good one. :D
     
    Happy birthday David! Out of your teens, and ready to rock the world. ;D Have a great one.
     
    Daaaaaaaaviiiiiiiiid!
    You're what? 20 now? 20? Really? 20. You really are getting up there in years...we're going to have to put you down soon if you keep getting much older. Like Erica said, 20 is a sucky age because nothing really special happens until you're 21 and it's nothing but a reminder that you're not a teenager anymore. But just enjoy your first year of college and all that good stuff.

    But since you are one of my best friends I'll stop tormenting you and wish you a happy birthday, hope it was a good one, and tell you to stay away from that cake Jake baked for you. It's not healthy. XD
     
    Happy Birthday! I, sadly, don't really know you at all. Which is strange because all of my other friends do.

    So, pretend I know you so that this message doesn't seem totally random. XD

    Have a great birthday...that has already passed.
     
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