1,000 ways to be kicked out of Walmart

[Freddy Fazbear]

165. Go into the sporting goods section, grab some tennis balls and a raquet, and start launching the tennis balls at people.

 

[Skip Class]

166. Hug every person you see and take photos of them and put them on a Facebook Album named "People I meet at Walmart" - Privaaaaacy Invasion!

 

[U.Flame]

By stealing a cart and have your friend push you home.

 

[Skip Class]

168. BY GLOMPING ALL THE STAFF MEMBERS

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

169. Go in there dressed as Sailor Moon and throw your tiara at random shoppers while yelling "MOON TIARA MAGIC!"

 

[Skip Class]

169. Grab a bunch of pals, hack into the sound system and start doing the Cha Cha Slide in the Middle of Walmart

 

[U.Flame]

170: Go to random people buying something and say "You don't want that here. Target has that at a cheaper price."

 

[xXToukoWhiteXx]

Free fishie!

Break or pour over all of the fish tanks yelling, 'Free Willy!'

 

[Skip Class]

172. Rung around the entire store yelling "99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 99 BTTLES OF BEER, TAKE ONE DOWN PASS IT AROUND 98 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL"
And when you get to 0 START BACK FROM THE BEGINNING :D

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

173. Get 41 of your friends together and re-create the 1995 Daytona 500 inside the store using shopping carts.

 

[Zeph.]

174: Bring a cat in and glue some lettuce to it's back so you can pretend you have a Bulbasaur. Hell you could go even further and shout "Bullet Seed!" before spitting out peas through a straw.

 

[deoxys121]

175. Hack the PA system and make an announcement: "This is not a drill! We have received word that several bombs have been planted throughout the store!"

 

[Zeph.]

176: Have a game of Jenga with wine bottles...

 

[deoxys121]

177. Have a game of putt-putt golf in the main aisles.

 

[Zeph.]

178: Casually entering the shop on horseback.

 

[Ciax]

179 - When someone steps away to look at something, grab their trolley and walk off without saying a word.

 

[Mr. X]

180 - Have sex in the changing rooms.

181 - Hand out condoms to the ugliest people you can find.

182 - Turn off any lightswitch you find.

 

[Ciax]

183 - Attempt to cross breed cats and dogs and when told to stop yell at the worker tht you are on the verge of a massive scientific discovery

 

[deoxys121]

184. Dress up as the Grim Reaper and wave at every senior citizen in the store.

 

[Freddy Fazbear]

Get a lot of silly string, tape it to your wrists, and go around pretending to be spider man shooting webs at people.