1,000 ways to be kicked out of Walmart

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165. Go into the sporting goods section, grab some tennis balls and a raquet, and start launching the tennis balls at people.
 
166. Hug every person you see and take photos of them and put them on a Facebook Album named "People I meet at Walmart" - Privaaaaacy Invasion!
 
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By stealing a cart and have your friend push you home.
 
169. Go in there dressed as Sailor Moon and throw your tiara at random shoppers while yelling "MOON TIARA MAGIC!"
 
170: Go to random people buying something and say "You don't want that here. Target has that at a cheaper price."
 
172. Rung around the entire store yelling "99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 99 BTTLES OF BEER, TAKE ONE DOWN PASS IT AROUND 98 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL"
And when you get to 0 START BACK FROM THE BEGINNING :D
 
173. Get 41 of your friends together and re-create the 1995 Daytona 500 inside the store using shopping carts.
 
174: Bring a cat in and glue some lettuce to it's back so you can pretend you have a Bulbasaur. Hell you could go even further and shout "Bullet Seed!" before spitting out peas through a straw.
 
176: Have a game of Jenga with wine bottles...
 
178: Casually entering the shop on horseback.
 
179 - When someone steps away to look at something, grab their trolley and walk off without saying a word.
 
180 - Have sex in the changing rooms.

181 - Hand out condoms to the ugliest people you can find.

182 - Turn off any lightswitch you find.
 
183 - Attempt to cross breed cats and dogs and when told to stop yell at the worker tht you are on the verge of a massive scientific discovery
 
Get a lot of silly string, tape it to your wrists, and go around pretending to be spider man shooting webs at people.
 
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