1,000 ways to be kicked out of Walmart

[.Fenris]

186. Go to Sporting Goods, grab a bat/club, walk over to the glassware and, when stopped by staff, say "I'll pay for it after I get some practice in, ok?"

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

187. If there's a Starbucks in the Walmart, go up to the barista, put your hands on your hips, and say "I can't let you brew that, Starbucks!"

 

[Reddo]

188. Get a knife, go to any corridor, throw ketchup all over the place and just say: "I can't believe she's dead!"

(Don't forget to put some ketchup on the knife as well.)

 

[deoxys121]

189. Go into the dressing room with a melted chocolate bar, smear the melted chocolate all over your hand, then reach your had out at the next person to walk by and ask "Could you give me some toilet paper?"

 

[metalheadtomboy]

Go into a changing room and say im all out of toliet paper!

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Let all of the lobsters free!

 

[Ciax]

192. Dress as batman and run around the store screaming "COME ROBIN TOO THE BATMOBILE'
193. Follow some one about three metres behind and stay there until they leave the store.
194. Go the toilet with a cantaloupe and after some grunting drop the cantaloupe in the toilet and say loudly "phew thats better"