1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[Pichu02]

#1181
Slam your face on all the keyboards.

 

[gimmepie]

#1182 - Amass a large group of people and cram yourselves into one isle so that nobody can get in or out.

 

[tnfsf11]

#1183 Walk around wearing a hoodie ONLY! Also it must read the first letter of every word of "State of Louisiana & Utah T-shirts".

 

[Pichu02]

#1184

Eat all thier cake. Tell them your reason for it is "the cake is a LIE!"

 

[milkymew]

1185: play that moonbase alpha video over the pa system

1186: obtain a super saiyan wig and act out an over-the-top anime in the store

1187: steal a shovel and start digging in the store. if anyone asks what ur doing, say ur diggig for buried treasure

1188: cut a slot in a yellow potholder and run around picking up small goods wih it while shouting "WAKA WAKA WAKA". if a guard catches you, curl up on he ground making he pacman death noise. if you find a piece of food, throw it at the guard while going "BWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOEOOOOO"

 

[The_Consumer]

#1189: Take a blood test in aisle 1

 

[gimmepie]

#1190 - Re-enact a scene from Pulp Fiction over the PA system (be sure to do the voices :P )

 

[The_Consumer]

#1191 over complement rivaling companies using the intercom

 

[gimmepie]

#1192 - Read from "50 Shades of Grey" over the PA system.

 

[The_Consumer]

#1193 Do it whilst reading 50 Shades of Grey over the PA System

 

[SSJ4Ash]

#1194
Buy a female dog, name it life, have her attack people in Wally World

#1195
Buy all of Wall-mart's stock and use your new owner power to rename it "Don't-give-any-****s-at-all" Mart.

 

[ReeDim]

Put pornographic material on the LCD TVs.

 

[Pichu2Pikachu2Raichu]

Get on the PA and shout:

"Can someone please help me, I am lost"

 

[Igglybuff]

Climb into random peoples shopping carts and demand a ride.

 

[diab_low]

#1199

Start a wild rant about the end of the world and talk about the coming of Christ until customers leave the store in fear.

 

[Emerald_Fire]

#1200: Do The Safety Dance in all of the aisles. All of them.

Hey, we're 120% of the way there!

 

[diab_low]

#1201

Graffiti all over the walls, floors and isles

 

[Hikamaru]

1202

Put up posters saying you want all the workers fired.

 

[diab_low]

1203

Push shopping carts around as if they were engine powered cars

 

[Pichu02]

1204

Crack all the eggs, then pour milk in the apple juice