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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

1205: Get a fake bomb, wear a black hoodie and threaten to blow up the building unless the workers all sacrifice their wages towards pre-ordering Pokemon X/Y!!!

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!! >:D
 
1207

Print out this list and stuff it everywhere in Walmart.
 
1208. Take a shower in the urinal c:
 
1210

Scream "Call of Duty sucks" in the gaming section really loud 'til you get kicked out.
 
Also...

1. Hop into a trolley, get a friend to ram you into the shelves and push you into people with the excuse 'I'm blind, she's a cripple. We fell in love as soon as I jumped her in the alley with a knife and broke her legs with a baseball bat. Then when I was sleeping she dragged herself to bed, chained me to it and forced me to play the original Mine-Craft.'

2. Race through the store, knock over people, check apples/figs at random people (including the staff) and then open up the biggest container of Nutella, dig your hand into it and start scoffing it down. Then when the staff come to escort you out, climb on a shelf, run on the top and then when they get ahead, jump on them. (WARNING!!! You will most likely be put into a mental institution). xD

3. Get a fake light sabor, get a Darth Vader helmet and run around the store pretending to slice off peoples limbs and such, go next to a cash register and start to fill it with gumballs, run away and pull down your pants!!! :D

Three easy steps to getting booted/banned/getting into trouble/becoming a member of the most horrible mental institution. :P
 
1215

Play a real life RTS game in the store (oh the possibilities xD)
 
#1216: Create an incredible "fireworks display" with lots of Diet Coke and Mentos.
#1217: Create a "rocket propelled" shopping trolley by strapping bottles of Diet Coke and Mentos to it.
 
#1218

Watch sports... on their flat-screen TVs on their recliners and get soda stains, war paint and Cheeto dust all over them. Oh, and don't forget the pre-game BBQ in the parking lot :)
 
1222

Throw a couple of frying pans against the customers and wish them a good day afterwards
 
1224

Enter some Minions into the store and throw a banana on the floor
 
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#1225

ELECTROCUTE





ALL THE THINGS!
 
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