1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[miju-kun]

182: Switch the signs of the bathrooms.

 

[Hikamaru]

183 - Announcing your status via Facebook.

 

[Ineffable~]

184. Go in the bathroom of the opposite gender, skulk around in there a bit giggling, then leave and start screaming it at random shoppers and bragging as if it's the biggest deal in the world. "Teehee, I WENT IN THE BOYS' BATHROOM! :D Those boys will be so mad I almost saw them without their shirts!"

 

[deoxys121]

185. Steal a bunch of items off the shelves and start selling them to people at half their original price.

 

[Ineffable~]

185 186. Steal a bunch of items off the shelves and start selling them to people at double their original price.

 

[xelarator]

186. Get a 2-barrel shotgun, sneak behind the nearest bystander, tap their shoulder, then yell," YOU MUST DIE!!!!!", as you fire a blank in their face [Which is ALOT louder than firing fully loaded]. Make sure you have ear protection on.

 

[deoxys121]

188. (fixing the count) Toss a stink bomb in the bathroom.

 

[Ineffable~]

189. Get moshing.

190. Lean against a pillar in the middle of the store smoking and dropping the cigarettes all around you in a circle, always stamping them out messily with your foot and pulling another out from a seemingly endless source. If anyone approaches you or asks what you're doing, simply reply, "hey man, this is where I take my breaks!" despite the fact that you don't work there and aren't even wearing a uniform.

 

[deoxys121]

191. Print out a fake "Psychopath license," then go the video games section and start smashing the glass. When they ask you to stop, simply show the psychopath license and say, "It's OK, I'm a licensed psychopath!"

 

[Hikamaru]

192 - You announce that you are a self-confessed mass killer like that Norwegian man who bombed Oslo and then went on a shooting spree.

 

[Skip Class]

193 - You bring a couple of friends over and have a NERF gun war. Earn more team mates by grabbing the other shoppers at Walmart

 

[Ineffable~]

194. Dress up like an old lady in a Walmart vest with a mask and everything, and stand by the door acting like a greeter. Whenever someone comes in, greet them then proceed to ask them incessantly what they are looking for and how was their day and where did you get that marvellous broach and so on so that they get annoyed and leave.

 

[Hikamaru]

195 - Being pulled over for drink driving when you admit you are actually faking it.

 

[Skip Class]

196 -Get out a light saber from the toy section and start hitting employees with it

 

[Ineffable~]

197. Get out a lightsaber from the real working lightsaber section and get to dismembering random people. <3

 

[Hikamaru]

198 - Wear a fancy anklet to work and tell people you are being electronically monitored.

 

[deoxys121]

199. Dress up as an old man/lady, look at the prices, and say to every younger shopper in Walmart, "When I was a kid, this thing cost a nickel! These prices are robbery!"
200. Pull a "Jackass: The Movie" maneuver by sneaking up behind random people with hair clippers and shaving patches of their hair, especially the employees.

We're 20% there guys, we can do it!

 

[Ineffable~]

201. Act like Spongebob in the store by blowing bubbles, giggling in everyone's faces and making ungodly noise. Like always, steal your dress-up supplies from the store.

We're 20.1%, guys, we can do it!

 

[Skip Class]

202. Bring a few friends round and have a sleepover party

 

[deoxys121]

203. Walk around barking like a dog in everyone's faces.