1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

160. Place several tortoises strategically throughout the store and suddenly appear right next to each one of them alternating, each time very loudly proclaiming it to be "so zetta slow!" to everyone around.
 
Get you and a bunch of people [preferably everyone in this thread] to paint their faces, look like Indians [or Native Americans as I'm told] and stand in front of the WalMart. Yell," WE SHALL TAKE ALL THEIR STUFFING!!!", then charge into the walmart, and steal ALL THEIR STUFFING!!!! Thus succesfully reinacting the latest Southpark Thanksgiving Special. XD
 
xelarator said:
Get you and a bunch of people [preferably everyone in this thread] to paint their faces, look like Indians [or Native Americans as I'm told] and stand in front of the WalMart. Yell," WE SHALL TAKE ALL THEIR STUFFING!!!", then charge into the walmart, and steal ALL THEIR STUFFING!!!! Thus succesfully reinacting the latest Southpark Thanksgiving Special. XD
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163. Dress up like a punk, then walk around the whole store looking pissed off and saying "DON'T MESS WITH ME" to random people as you jump forward to intimidate them.

164. Set up your own movies on all of their televisions in the store, while at the same time gathering several microwaves from the store and using them to cook popcorn found in the store while you eat the popcorn and laugh hysterically at the movies, dropping popcorn out of your mouth and being overall very messy while doing so. Slowly gather more and more people to join you in this.
 
Thanks!

165. Get a machine gun, a rifle, a bazooka[that all fire rubber balls [O.O]], several flashbangs, knockout gas,and a couple of friends. Pretend that your playing Call of Duty, and shoot every person on sight. Get one person to spray them with knockout gas. When they knockout, T-Bag them, all of them!

This will DEFINITELY get you kicked outta WalMart. That is, if you fail. If you succeed, yell," Mission Complete!" and celebrate with idea 164.

And yes, I am one crazy kid. MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD
 
172. Make bacon using unpaid-for bacon from the store and an oven in the store.

173. Store several Dairy Queen Blizzards in a freezer in the appliances section. Grab one out of there, walk around the store eating it while dropping huge amounts of it on the floor and spitting it in people's faces/clothes as you get way too close to them and ask "hey what's up?" with your mouth full. Once you run out of Blizzard, throw your cup and spoon on the floor; wipe your mouth on your hand and wipe your hand on the sweater of some random bystander; and return to the freezer to get another Blizzard and repeat the process. Keep doing this until you run out of Blizzards, then go buy more Blizzards and keep the cycle going.
deoxys121 said:
169. Photocopy a bunch of expired coupons and try to pay for your whole purchase with them.
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You already said that. xD
 
175. Kidnap some random kid, dress him up in yellow, paint his cheeks red and give him fancy ears, then train him to tase the closest person whenever you say, "Pikachu, use Thunderbolt now!" Then set him loose in Walmart to Thunderbolt everyone.
It would help if you steal the clothes and paint and taser from the same Walmart that you're running rampant in.
 
178. Let loose several skunks and stinkbugs in the store.
 
180. Take of your jeans, throw them around the store while screaming "Pants are for losers!!!"
 
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