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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

(LARP - Live Action Role Play aka the overweight 30 year olds dressing up as Frodo in someone's backyard.)

134. Grease yourself up and slide down the isles until you crash into something or someone.
 
135. Fill the Super Soakers off the shelves with paint and have a fight with them with your friends.
 
136. Put a fake "OUT OF ORDER" sign on each one of the bathrooms.

137. Walk slowly through every single aisle in the store, knocking all the items off the shelf as you go, not leaving a single behind.
 
139. Simply waltz in and begin advertising rival stores. Loudspeakers recommended, as well as helpful brochures.
 
141. Draw smiley faces on the little people they have on the restroom signs.

142. Run up to random cashiers saying "match it!" as loudly as you can. Often add vulgar insults as well as possibly an angry look on your face and bulging veins.
 
144. Pay the entire price of your purchase in pennies, then beat the cashier to death with a sock full of batteries and steal the pennies back.
 
146. "Sneak" into the store with your body covered by an upside-down trashcan with a slit cut out for your eyes.

147. Throw random stuff at a cashier several metres away, ducking behind something to hide whenever he turns around.
 
149. Using only food and supplies found throughout the store, cook a full meal in the store and pretend to cook it on one of their grills. Then eat it, raw meat and all.

150. Pick up one of the customer help phones and start chatting it up with the representative on the other line.
 
151. Steal a walkie talkie from one of the managers on the floor, and say into it "I have taken <manager's name> hostage. If you want him back alive, you must bring me exactly 1,782 Gummi Bears, with all the green ones taken out."
 
152: Play Insane Clown Posse music on the intercom. :D
 
153. Start a mosh pit. \o/
 
155. Begin building up a large tower by stacking up multiple objects found around the store, soon resorting to ladders and scaffolds once the tower gets too high to build on. Slowly and gradually invite other people to help you in this task.
 
157. Strip the manager naked, paint him red, shave all his hair off and strut him around to the entire store saying "HE'S A FRAUD! DON'T YOU SEE?"

158. Steal a water hose from a fire truck, take it into the store and blast it at everything, occasionally saying, "SQUIRTLE USED HYDRO PUMP!"
 
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