1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

251. Walk in dressed as Sailor Moon. Start throwing your tiara at random customers while shouting "MOON TIARA MAGIC!" at them.

 

[deoxys121]

252. Get a toy PokeBall from the toys section and start throwing it at random people, saying "PokeBall, go!"

 

[Hikamaru]

253 - Call each of your workers by a Pokemon's name, like say "Hey there, Pikachu!"

 

[deoxys121]

254. Walk up to every person and introduce yourself, saying "Hi! I'm Beezow Doo-Doo Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop!"

 

[Weeaboo Name]

255

Moonwalk naked whilst throwing cookies at people like ninja stars and reciting the alphabet in reverse in a Jamaican accent.

 

[deoxys121]

256. Pull the fire alarm, then have all your friends plank in front of every exit.

 

[DualBlade]

257.Dress up as Pikachu and throw a lightning shaped plushie and say "THUNDERBOLT"

 

[Hikamaru]

258 - Tell your workers that you are under house arrest due to strict conditions imposed on you because you were caught up in a major scam regarding SOPA.

 

[A Pixy]

259

Whisper in people's ears "One of these clerks is a terrorist."

And then walk away like nothing happened.

 

[Hikamaru]

260

Your tell your fellow employees that you are a famous singer who has just been nominated for a Grammy.

 

[Unknown#]

261- Park your car so that its blocking one of the entrances. Then call some friends and have them do the same.

 

[kuzronk]

262 - replace all the good movies with EP38(Pokemon Indigo Leauge) flashy lights part of pokemon on replay

 

[xelarator]

263- Throw a pie at the manager. Short and sweet.

 

[The Void]

265. Pretend to be a merchant but sell pirated DVDs, R4s, and pirated cartridges.

 

[xelarator]

266. Scream continulosly for no apparent reasson.

If you want me to give you a long one, tell me then.

 

[Unknown#]

267- Open a rival store across the street, then hand out coupons and tell people they'll get free gifts if they go to your store at the Walmart.

 

[Hikamaru]

268 - Tell your workmates that you have seen an alien stealing supplies from the shop.

 

[The Void]

269. Put Walmart on fire.

 

[shinysweety]

270. Walk in Walmart and kick the security guard.

271. Shake two sprite bottles and then open the lid and spray the sprite on the Cashier.

 

[xelarator]

272. Go up to the security guard in fancy, cool looking clothes and say this:

"Hello good sir, on behalf of the Internets I must regretfully inform you to GET THE **** OUT and take your FAIL with you."