1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[SSJ4Ash]

 

[gimmepie]

#1158

Dress in a suit and tie and walk around offering fake coupons for Walmart's merchandise.

 

[SSJ4Ash]

#1159
Walk up to random people and scream "You've Won!" When they ask what they have won throw confetti at them then run away.

 

[gimmepie]

#1160

Slap the manager with a fish

#1161

Perform a loud, crazy "rain dance" throughout the store.

 

[Whitney's Shaymin]

#1162 SLAP A WORKER LIKE A BOSS!

 

[SSJ4Ash]

#1162 Stand at a random spot in the store, when any body makes eye contact, challenge them to a battle, if they refuse slap them in the back of the head and run away screaming "Vengence shall be mine!"

 

[gimmepie]

^That's brilliant

#1163
Hold a re-enactment of one of Family Guy's chicken fights (don't judge me).

#1164
Stage a wedding ceremony between yourself and merchandise the store is selling.

 

[Chaos_Darkrai]

bring a flamethrower into the store, burn the car batteries, make 'em blow up, and scorch all the expensive widescreen tvs!!!!
^ Best Way!!!

 

[SSJ4Ash]

#1166

Fill the water lines that go to the spinkler system with maple syrup and set them off.

 

[Affliction]

1167

It's a secret.

1168

Another secret.

1169

Are you actually trying to open the Chamber of Secrets?

 

[tnfsf11]

1170. Hold a broom stick between your legs then scream "HOGWARTS HERE I COOOOOMMME!!!" while running as fast as you can towards a wall... Then hit it hard & fall on the ground.
THEN DO IT AGAIN XD

 

[Chaos_Darkrai]

KO an employee, get into their suit, go to the front of the store, and say to people who walk in "Welcome to Wal-Mart, Get your **** and get out!" in a paki voice

KO an employee, get into their suit, go to the front of the store, and say to people who walk in "Welcome to Wal-Mart, Get your **** and get out!" in a paki voice

I meant "Get your Sh*t and get out!"

 

[Cooltrainer Ashley Rose]

Lick the wagon handles... you'll get sick, but kicked out fo sho.

 

[gimmepie]

#1173 - Dress up in a grass skirt and do the hula on the checkout desk.

 

[Naturalles]

#1174 - Throw a food party using Walmart's food without permission.

 

[Belldandy]

#1175:

Organize a bumper car speed race from the back of the store to the front using the electric cars, grabbing merchandise off shelves according to a list (given beforehand) and declare whoever gets everything and makes it to the Macdonald's (and orders + receives food) at the front first the winner.

 

[Sandshrew4]

#1176 Take a discus and throw it at the shelves yelling "glory to Sparta!!!!!"

 

[Fire_Red_With_a_Pikachu]

#1177
Yell "I have a portal gun and you don't. Come get me *****es. You retards i will shoot a portal to the moon" on the P.A

 

[gimmepie]

#1178

Let the above poster anywhere near the PA.

 

[SSJ4Ash]

#1179
Offer people samples of perfume that is actualy water lace with itching powder.

#1180
Set off cherry bombs in the toilets. (after pooping in them)