1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

[ReKoil]

360.

Bring a lot of bricks, a concrete mixer and concrete and then wall up the entrance and exits.

 

[Cosmega]

360.

Bring a lot of bricks, a concrete mixer and concrete and then wall up the entrance and exits.

So you could say that it's a… Wallmart

361.: Tell dad jokes on the Walmarts speaker

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

362. Stop in front of a staff member and ask if they have Pokéballs. If not, Hyper Potions will do.

 

[ReKoil]

363.

Demand the clerk carries your groceries for you.... all the way back home at a mere 20km away!

 

[Megan]

364

Pretend to be a mall detective and lick all the products looking for drugs.

 

[Ti-65 Fukunotsuki]

365

Astro-project yourself into becoming the mall, go wild and disturb the customers with your physic abilities, until eventually, Walmart staff will have to excorzise you and the mall.

 

[Starlight]

366.

Be the exorcist!!! 😎

 

[Megan]

367

Pretend to be the pope and bless all the shopping carts.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

368. Pretend to be an envoy of Arceus and try converting everyone in the Walmart into venerating the Pokémon god.

 

[ReKoil]

369.

Empty out the shelves and ask how much they are willing to pay YOU for cleaning up their mess :coolcat:

 

[Starlight]

370. Double dare the cashier to call everyone Megan all day

 

[Megan]

371
Block all the entries by stacking shopping carts together.

 

[ReKoil]

372.

Announce that The Slayer has entered the facility over the intercom.

Spoiler:

 

[Starlight]

373.

Don't announce that The Slayer has entered the facility over the intercom even though you know about it...

 

[Megan]

374

Hunt for treasure and accidentally destory the building with a Dragonslave while fighting the manager.
(Nobody will get this ^^")

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

375.

Disguise yourself as Pac-Man (and your friends as the ghosts) and play a live game in the Walmart.

Spoiler:

 

[ReKoil]

376.

Start shouting while shopping.

Spoiler:

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

376. Enter the Walmart disguised as Batman and ask a staff member

Spoiler:

 

[Megan]

378

Go in blind and force your way through.

 

[ReKoil]

379.

Hypnotize those who enter into buying you chocolate 🤤