1000 ways to get kicked out a Pokémon Center

[Adam Levine]

737. Use Celebi to do some time travel stuff and potentially mess up the Pokémon Center.

 

[FireSnow]

738. Bring in your Banette and point out his former owner

 

[Adam Levine]

738. Bring a Muk outside its PokéBall.

 

[FireSnow]

740. Use your Hypno to convince the children they are Pokemon and to run away from their families

 

[Adam Levine]

741. Make your Pokémon use Rock Climb in the Pokémon Center.

 

[FireSnow]

742 Brag about abandoning your Pokemon to Nurse Joy

 

[Adam Levine]

743. Make it rain. Literally.

 

[PageEmp]

744. Eat some garlic and then hoot out your breath at everyone.

 

[Adam Levine]

745. Summon da rudest sandstorm.

 

[Hyzenthlay]

746. You bring in your Snover, who happens to have the Snow Warning ability.

 

[NeonJelly13]

747. Break the fourth wall and tell the NPC's about Game Freak and how it is the true god of their universe, not Arceus.

... (Is breaking the fourth wall allowed?)

 

[Hyzenthlay]

748. Release your team of Magneton, causing the PC and healing station to break down!

 

[FireSnow]

749. Have your Steelix use Earthquake!

 

[Melody]

750

Flirt shamelessly with Nurse Joy, and her Partner Pokemon. Proceed then to flirt with every female that enters the center, regardless of species, in the same shameless way,

 

[Lycanthropy]

751. Take over the Pokémon Center desk and reply to everyone who want their Pokémon healed with just "We hope to see you again.", without healing their Pokémon.

 

[FireSnow]

752

Start up an ice cream stand in the Center and hand out scoops of Vanillite

 

[Melody]

Challenge Nurse Joy to a battle; and when she refuses; get your friend to battle you right inside the Pokemon Center Lobby, making sure to damage all the equipment inside the center as the battle rages on. :)

 

[Lycanthropy]

Start up an ice cream stand in the Center and hand out scoops of Vanillite

754. Start up an ice cream stand in the Center and hand out scoops of poisoned Vanillite.

 

[FireSnow]

754. Start up an ice cream stand in the Center and hand out scoops of poisoned Vanillite.

You monster!

755

Let your sassy Venonat run wild in the PC as it plays pranks on the patrons

 

[Pendraflare]

756

Have a Grass-type use Sleep Powder on everyone in there.