2012 Survivor's Party @ Drakow's House

[Oryx]

I can't get behind fish and birds as pets. I need to be able to snuggle my animals.

 

[antemortem]

I can't get behind fish and birds as pets. I need to be able to snuggle my animals.

Who says you can't snuggle a bird or a fish?

 

[droomph]

Who says you can't snuggle a bird or a fish?

they bite you very hard if they don't want to.

 

[antemortem]

they bite you very hard if they don't want to.

That's no reason not to give them some love.

 

[droomph]

and you can smoosh them with love

but they'll die knowing you love them

 

[Oryx]

The bird flies away and the fish either dies or makes snuggling uncomfortable since it's in the water.

 

[antemortem]

The bird flies away and the fish either dies or makes snuggling uncomfortable since it's in the water.

Put the bird in a cage or the fish in a bag and proceed to hug said cage/fish respectively. Problem solved.

 

[droomph]

but snuggling underwater will show them you're dedicated to them :3

 

[Oryx]

That would be uncomfortable.

 

[antemortem]

but snuggling underwater will show them you're dedicated to them :3

BUT YOU WON'T DO IT SO BE QUIET PLEASE

I've provided a solution so do it or leave D<

 

[droomph]

BUT I DON'T HAVE A FISH AND AN AQUARIUM IS TOO EXPENSIVE

 

[Oryx]

BUT YOU WON'T DO IT SO BE QUIET PLEASE

I've provided a solution so do it or leave D<

Or just not get a fish since they're uncuddleable.

 

[droomph]

Or just not get a fish since they're uncuddleable.

yeah dogs and cats are better

or a poisonous cobra

 

[antemortem]

Or just not get a fish since they're uncuddleable.

+1

Yes, poisonous cobras are irrevocably practical, aren't they?

 

[droomph]

Yeah. Cobras are the cutest things in the world :D

Spoiler:

sooo cute <3

 

[antemortem]

Yeah. Cobras are the cutest things in the world :D

Spoiler:

sooo cute <3

Adorable. I would just love to cuddle up next to that on the couch while watching Lassie, wouldn't you, Toujie? n_n

 

[droomph]

And on a similar note, in China they literally have crickets for pets.

The wooorst cuddly pet ever. or best. I don't know.

 

[vaporeon7]

Pfft, get a bunny rabbit, they're ever so cuddly~

 

[antemortem]

And on a similar note, in China they literally have crickets for pets.

The wooorst cuddly pet ever. or best. I don't know.

My lizards enjoy crickets as pets, too!
... though, I have to replace them every night because the keep disappearing...

 

[droomph]

yeah, they were cuddling too hard.

But still, nothing as annoying as a cricket for a pet because the goddamn chirping