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5 things to put into a pentagram to summon you...

To summon NumberOnett, faithful gaming buddy, you must put the following on each corner of the pentagram:
-A Ness amiibo
-5 bottles of mustard, minumum
-A copy of SSB3DS
-A pack of salami
-All the paper you have. Look EVERYWHERE.

Then, you must eat a cheese dog and a crispy chicken burger. I should appear.
 
Punk rock music
Fast internet
Powerful computer (I was gonna say Batman comics but I can read them on here too. Not the same but meh.)
Cigarettes
"J"

Frozen Lotus said:
4. Wonder Woman comics
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I love you.
 
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Honestly if you can put 5 items related to Milotic on each side, I'll come running. Yes, even crappy art of Milotic. <3

Or candy. :3
 
1 - A human sacrifice in the form of a shitposter.
2 - A ticket to a live Kate Bush show
3 - A £5 note because there's nothing Liverpudlians love more than free money.
4 - Hair of Steven Gerrard
5 - Italian food of the Highest Quality

unsatisfactory offerings or summoners may result in dangerous consequences
 
1. A skeleton, preferably fresh but clean
2. The head of a plush doll
3. A wakizashki
4. A crystallized soul (good luck getting your hands on one of those)
5. A high-end gaming laptop

EDIT: apparently I linked to amazon somehow. k then.
 
- A taco (or a burrito will do in a pinch. I'm not that picky)
- Some kind of art supply, maybe a handful of colored pencils or something
- A cute plushie of some sort
- A bird. Preferably some flavor of parrot
- And the last one...hm. Maybe a playlist consisting of metal music

There you go.
Or maybe there you go, I may also have my headphones on and not be paying attention to any summons. :')
 
  • A videogame console made by Sega.
  • A DVD set of a TV series... any TV series, but preferably a sitcom.
  • A box of sushi.
  • An e-cigarette.
  • A bottle of wine.
 
The summoning of sh1nyzorua requires

-an unopened package of mint Oreos
-a Zorua plush, new with tags
-Fruits Basket volume 18
-Professor Layton and the Unwound Future
-a Paramore shirt in my size

I will accept no substitutes
 
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