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5 things to put into a pentagram to summon you...

  • antidepressants
  • vinyl record of any cher album but preferably cher (1987)
  • complete box set of will & grace
  • my retainer
  • a copy of portal 2
 
- hot cheetos/ white cheddar popcorn
- stephen curry
- a collection of my favorite albums by umo, modest mouse, mac demarco, and specifically boys don't cry by frank ocean
- a french bulldog
- burts bees chapstick

aka a list of things to advertise on a white van passing through my neighborhood
 
Here's the black magic to summon this bastard. >:)

  • Drinks
  • Pokémon
  • Good music, regardless of genre.
  • My cat
  • -SECRET-
 
To summon this random, useless guy, put the following items onto the points of the pentagram.

  • half-used pack of cigarettes
  • beef
  • a laptop or phone charger
  • an empty notebook/diary
  • vodka or tequila

All the while taking shots of liquor and incanting,

You're the best around, and nothing's gonna ever keep you down,

preferably with a VHS of Karate Kid playing, singing along with the film.
 
To summon the wild Bidoof, one must put these 5 items into their at-home pentagram. (professional pentagrams are preferred but beggars can't be choosers so)

  • Weed
  • Shia Labeouf
  • a Wii U with SSB4 and Mario Kart
  • user Eros
  • approximately 10 memes of the dank variety
 
- 1 sexy black man with no stds
- plan b
- king size bed with black silk bedding
- a cooler of beverages and snacks
- handcuffs

:)
 
If you need a ninja to silently carry out your escapades, then apply the following:

  • Weed/Shisha
  • Alcohol
  • Nagi
  • A cat
  • Cola
 
To summon me, first you would need to make a Puntagram. The 5 objects you would knead are;

  • a loaf of rye bread
  • a shiny mew
  • villager amiibo
  • a Minions™ tampon
  • global warming
 
Crown Royal
Petilil
Fries with ranch
Hula hoop
Flower crown
 
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Some of you are hella hard to summon, like where am I supposed to get some of this shit?

....at least Spiff's easy

Keiran said:
a shiny mew
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Does it have to be legit tho?

a Minions™ tampon
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At first I was like "no way, this really exists?"......and then was like, ".....yeah they would make that"
 
Spiff's was bs. I threw a perfectly good pack of bacon on the floor for that shit.
 
So any five things in a pentagram? Geez, y'all are such commoners. Here is MY list for summoning criteria:

  • Sapphire
  • Holy Water
  • Master Ball
  • Enemy Skill Materia (fully loaded)
  • A Slice of Pizza with Pepperoni and Mushrooms
...Yeah, I'm probably not getting summoned any time soon. Eh well.
 
~ a dolphin necklace
~ 1lb of gummi worms
~ a Meganium plushie
~ a book (any book really)
~ any merch from NASCAR.
 
-That Serena figure they sold in Japan for a brief while (because no Leaf figures and Serena is a close #2)
-Some "Cute Girls Doing Cute Things" anime DVD
-Quality Inns/Choice Hotels Travel & Vacation Directory
-Scale model of a Buick Roadmaster (I've seen one on eBay recently)
-McDonald's Fries
 
  • McNuggets
  • Designer socks
  • My music collection
  • A portrait of Janelle Monáe
  • Whiskey
 
Intoxicants, David Bowie, comics, music, and a soccer ball.

Feel like something NSFW should be in there somewhere.
 
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