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5 things to put into a pentagram to summon you...

Lucid

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    For example, mine would be lyk thus:

    • Weed
    • Sandman Port
    • Good Wifi
    • Naked Micha Collins
    • Food from Tsunami
     
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    To call forth Stoner Larry into battle:

    • Blue Dream
    • Rocks (Garnets, sardonyxs, lapis lazulis, and/or rubies)
    • Taco Bell
    • A kitten
    • 1lb of nacho cheese
     
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    • Doughnuts
    • Pokemon games
    • Netflix
    • iPhone
    • TV or tablet with ESPN
    A wild Castform appeared!
     
    To summon Rika:

    - Cat
    - Chocolate
    - Coffee (the three C)
    - Hugh Jackman
    - The TARDIS
     
    • Weed
    • Food
    • Water
    • All of Breathe Carolina's music playing on a loop
     
    To invoke the almighty leaf, you must offer up:

    - any book by Tolkien
    - a hot and fresh apple or pumpkin pie
    - pokemon platinum
    - a sketchbook
    - a stack of buttered pancakes
     
    - A strand of Yusuke Urameshi's hair (or any other means of DNA)
    - The feather of a Blaziken
    - Heavy metal
    - Converse All-Star sneakers
    - Chinese food

    Align them all up and out comes an Alfieri.
     
    summoning zevarius kerensky requires the following:

    (cooked) meat, no seafood!
    metal (i.e: powerwolf or sabaton)
    soda
    (shed) husky fur
    a gun, rifles prefered, shotguns work fine aswell, include proper ammo or summoning will fail
     
    Whiskey
    Vodka
    Rum
    Jagermeister
    An Amsterdam prostitute between the age of 18 - 27 (along with proof that she's had a passed health check no more than a week ago)
     
    to summon me to do (most of) your bidding u must offer the following;

    - hot guy
    - rupaul's drag race season 1-7 incl untucked, all stars and drag U
    - little mix's weave snatching discography
    - money lets say £5,000,000
    - king size bed

    i feel like food should play a part but eh
     
    Buncha Crunch candy, exactly 1 pound.

    A plugged in wifi router (working of course), with the outlet in the center.

    Spilled blood of a...just kidding.

    Pokemon Diamond cartridge, where a team of 6 Chimchars were used beat the game.

    A sheep, but with batteries hung around its neck (but allowing room for it to breathe).

    ^The above sheep must be bad.
     
    Recipe for a pickled pineapple

    • Booty - preferably connected to a body
    • Taco Bell - nachos, crunchwraps and/or some Baja Blast
    • Some sort of music storage device with approximately 1,000 songs with at most 5 songs from the same artists and including songs from each genre and sub-genre of music
    • A D100, D20, D12, D10, D8, D6 and D4 for nerdy things
    • A gross amalgamation of broken video game discs, video game controls and their systems
     
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