I totally can't think of a win enough post to post here, so I thought I'd be a little mushy.
I'd definitely consider you one of my best friends, Guillaume; and if I ever met your parents, I'd totally thank them for bringing you up to be one of the greatest people I've ever had the pleasure to meet. Sure, we've had our ups and downs throughout our friendship, but I really want us to rebuild our friendship into what it once was and I'll do anything for us to get to that again. I love you like crazy, Will and I hope it's requited.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLAUME. MUCHOS LOVE. <3333