Absolutely Ridiculous Mafia - NIGHT 4 - Corporate Takedown (Purple Moon still in effect) [12/19 alive]

[gimmepie]

what the heck

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE YOU DUMB DOORSTOPS CAN'T YOU GET YOUR THINGY DOLLERS WORKING ENOUGH TO MAKE A SENSIBLE VOTE LIKE NORMAL CIVILIANS

You seem like the type of person who'd like to take down a malevolent corporate entity. Can I interest you in freeing the proletariat from the clutches of our corporate overlords?

 

[Nakuzami]

i see people feel the spirit of the game's title flowing through them

 

[Omicron]

Why punch me in the first place? What was it doing to achieve?

How am I supposed to figure out the god damned demons infiltrating us otherwise? Punching people in the face is the only natural course of action. Everyone knows demon faces feel different behind a punch than a person's face.

And I know you are not a demon because your face didn't feel like a demon's.

It's exorcism time, bitches.

 

[Sawsbuck]

Howdy everybody
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED Y'ALL!

 

[Pecilia]

You seem like the type of person who'd like to take down a malevolent corporate entity. Can I interest you in freeing the proletariat from the clutches of our corporate overlords?

yuh got yeezy?

 

[LuluRina]

Howdy everybody
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED Y'ALL!

Meow mrrow meow? (You mind if I put on some music?)

 

[gimmepie]

yuh got yeezy?

I've got whatever you want.

 

[Kolar™]

Kumo dubla doo
Kumo dubla doo
Kumo dubla doo


[Unvote] Anteros

Don't u dare Little kitten. If u wnna lay music then lynch me

 

[Simply Dunsparce]

I'm ok with you playing a song.

Have you ever heard of Shora Forto?

 

[gimmepie]

I'm ok with you playing a song.

Have you ever heard of Shora Forto?

How about you sing a protest song as you stand against the corporate monstrosity that shunted me out of my shares and left my 643 children to die of starvation.

 

[Charlie Brown]

Go on bullying him, instead of playing. Lol.

So, nobody else got a potion of some sort?

Hey, want to be part of a magic act? You seem to know a thing or two about magic

Why punch me in the first place? What was it doing to achieve?

 

[Arcaneum]

Blame the Wheel of Phases, not me!

Also, EVENT

EVENT

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Omicron charges across the lobby and delivers a swift PUNCH to Fletch's (Anteros) face! Fletch flies back, sliding a good distance across the room. Fletch gets up, visibly shaken, but otherwise seems to be okay.
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Spoiler:

Your posts don't seem to be notifying me, weird.

Anyway, Aldo I think you really need to stop harassing Lulu in fact it's absolutely disgusting that you're trying to perform magic on our members.

 

[Superjolt]

EVENT

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Suddenly, a bunch of strange markings are painted on Sawsbuck's face!
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Spoiler:

IN

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Oh come on, really? Why would we ever...

IN!

Drona! Why would you do that!

Because this would be fun! Not like you would care

What was that you little-

GUYS STOP ARGUING!

To join a game of this kind, one must be silly enough to not stop reading halfway the opening post.
/In
Elementary, my dear Superjolt.

Time to whip out my Wocket Engineer persona!

a game where i'm encouraged to ****post,?

you know im

*image snip*

owo *notices bold text* senpai is that ur open gamez *nuzzles* uwu

in *noms cookie* rawr im so RANDOM

i hate myself for writing that godawful text

oh gosh yes wreck me daddy

and w h y t h e f u c k i s K i t t y a w e e b n o w

this is also my normal behavior so I haven't exactly done a silly sign up yet, I hope that's okay

Morgen! Ich möchte dieses Spiel spielen, bitte!!!

Signen me up las pls and los thank u xx

I guess I'll do this.

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in

i'm not in any other games so yeah, i'll join! joining the game won't stress me out, i think it's more a case of me being stressed generally and so forgetting about the game lol but i'll try my best to be active (especially since this game looks v interesting) <3

Hmm...

ok I'll join this one since I died in the other one
sorry not earlier, I can't manage two at once rn

Howdy y'all
I'd like to join this here game if a possibility :)

image snop

Who dares summon me?

in

*image snop*

Hej

Lol, when the game will start? 2020 xD. If u got a space then lemma in. I can be damn ridiculous. Edit:- this game is so ridiculous that it didn't get started, and is taking forever.

Another event coming in 1.5-ish hours!

 

[Superjolt]

Your posts don't seem to be notifying me, weird.

Anyway, Aldo I think you really need to stop harassing Lulu in fact it's absolutely disgusting that you're trying to perform magic on our members.

Strange! (It's not due to name change is it?) Let me know if it's not working for anyone else!

 

[Superjolt]

EVENT

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Amidst all the confusion of people throwing punches and weird paint appearing on the visage of one individual, suddenly everyone hears a crash and some shouting coming from the kitchen of the cafe on the opposite side of the lobby. The head chef storms out of the kitchen, shouting profanities back toward the kitchen and looking ten different shades of pissed off. "I've had enough of this, I quit! You hear me? I QUIT!" he yells, then stomps off, still muttering under his breath, and promptly exits, stage left.

A banner above the cafe drops down, sporting the words "NOW HIRING."

Well, it appears we have a job opening at the cafe! In addition to voting for a lynch, players may also now vote to Elect someone to become the new head chef (or campaign for the position themselves)! Simply include votes in the form of [Elect] Player in your posts! The player with the most election votes will win the position at the end of the day!

Also relevant:

Volunteers for a magic act!

1. Simply Dunsparce
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Spoiler:

IN

ＹＥＥＴ

Oh come on, really? Why would we ever...

IN!

Drona! Why would you do that!

Because this would be fun! Not like you would care

What was that you little-

GUYS STOP ARGUING!

To join a game of this kind, one must be silly enough to not stop reading halfway the opening post.
/In
Elementary, my dear Superjolt.

Time to whip out my Wocket Engineer persona!

a game where i'm encouraged to ****post,?

you know im

*image snip*

owo *notices bold text* senpai is that ur open gamez *nuzzles* uwu

in *noms cookie* rawr im so RANDOM

i hate myself for writing that godawful text

oh gosh yes wreck me daddy

and w h y t h e f u c k i s K i t t y a w e e b n o w

this is also my normal behavior so I haven't exactly done a silly sign up yet, I hope that's okay

Morgen! Ich möchte dieses Spiel spielen, bitte!!!

Signen me up las pls and los thank u xx

I guess I'll do this.

video snip

in

i'm not in any other games so yeah, i'll join! joining the game won't stress me out, i think it's more a case of me being stressed generally and so forgetting about the game lol but i'll try my best to be active (especially since this game looks v interesting) <3

Hmm...

ok I'll join this one since I died in the other one
sorry not earlier, I can't manage two at once rn

Howdy y'all
I'd like to join this here game if a possibility :)

image snop

Who dares summon me?

in

*image snop*

Hej

Lol, when the game will start? 2020 xD. If u got a space then lemma in. I can be damn ridiculous. Edit:- this game is so ridiculous that it didn't get started, and is taking forever.

 

[Pecilia]

[Elect] Bardothren BURGERS FOR ALL!

[Vote]No Lynch So more can enjoy the glorious burgers.

 

[Aldo]

[Elect] Bardothren

[Vote] No Lynch

 

[Arcaneum]

Elect Aldo because SCREW BARD FOR SHOOTING EVERYONE

Vote No Lynch - right now I'm almost too worried to vote in case it triggers some madness

 

[Superjolt]

Someone's in the kitchen with Votals

Omicron (1) - Anteros

No Lynch (3) - Pecilia, Aldo, Kingsman

Not Voting (15): gimmepie, LuluRina, jdthebud, Charlie Brown, Kitty, Nakuzami, Simply Dunsparce, malanaphii, Bidoof FTW, 5qwerty, Sawsbuck, Omicron, Bardothren, Kolar™

With 19 players alive, it takes 10 votes for hardlynch and 6 votes for soft lynch!

Cutthroat Culinary Candidates

Bardothren (2) - Pecilia, Aldo
Aldo (1) - Kingsman

Volunteers for a magic act!

1. Simply Dunsparce

The day ends officially in 44 hours (Sunday, May 12th, Noon EST)

The cafe opens on Day 2!​

 

[Simply Dunsparce]

Well Kingsman if you insist I'll decline from the magic act (I think you're referring to me, but if not just to be safe)

Elect LulaRina

Vote No Lynch I want to listen to more of these conversations guys