Accuse the below user!

[Spacy]

In this less-then-serious forum game, you will convince the below user of doing something, and he or she will say why they accusation is untrue. For example:

P1: you killed my dog!

Then the next poster says something like...

P2: I didn't! Your dog is in the wash!

Of course, you can admit you did it if you want to. Why would you want to? Perhaps someone will accuse you of doing something nice or cool or whatever. You never know with the Internet.

I shall begin.

You took my cookie!

 

[Fotomac]

What can I say? I love Oreos.

Hey, watch where you step! *hops holding stepped-on foot*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Jeez, I'm sorry. You're too small so I couldn't see.

I accuse the person below of taking my food!

 

[Somewhere_]

I didnt take any food...mine is taken as well!

I accuse you of taking everyone's food!

 

[Khoshi]

I-I-I...I confess.

But, the guy under me made me! They threatened me with a lighter and all!

 

[Somewhere_]

That was definitely not me...yea, definitely not me. *runs into bathroom to hide*

I accuse the user below for rolling toilet paper all over the floor and flooding it!

 

[TravelerTrainer15]

What's life without a little mischief?

I will MURDER whoever took my copy of Super Smash Bros N3DS!

 

[HollyYoshi]

Oh come on, like I would do anything like that.

Whoever took the remote will feel my wrath.

 

[Somewhere_]

Did you even look in the space in the between the pillows?

I accuse the below person of stealing my TV!

 

[TheCobaltComet]

How would I carry such a heavy object? I don't have a car.

The next person is accused on the crime of posting in this thread!

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

Figures, I would be accused of that

The next person is accused of punching a dwarf king to death in a role playing game.

 

[PageEmp]

Nope, that was my clone, I saw him with a broken fist.

Next person's accused for deleting my save file.

 

[Somewhere_]

I have run out of excuses.

Its the below person's fault for disabling my signature.

 

[Spacy]

Sorry, but it was too tall.

You, the below user, hit me with a stick!

 

[Fotomac]

What? I didn't see you there, you were too far away.

Get your hand out of my cookie jar, you!

 

[HollyYoshi]

What? I'm hungry!

And you need to stop tapping me on the shoulder!

 

[Otamajakushi]

You're, literally, wearing a shirt that says "Feel free to tap me on the shoulder! :3"

Stop hogging all of my Legos!

 

[Somewhere_]

All I did was pick them up from the floor so we would stop stepping on them.

I accuse you for causing me to trip and fall!

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Well, you are "bad." So now it's revenge for what you've done to me in the past.

I accuse you of making out with my girlfriend!

 

[TheCobaltComet]

I don't have a heart, what would I want with her?

I accuse you of typing the letter E in your next message.