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Machoke got so into his computer games that he forgot to exercise and do anything else, he became so obsessed with the games that all he did was play those games, so he died of not getting any suns rays/no exercise
and when the new machoke arrived, The dark raquaza ripped of the cieling and ate EVERYONE and EVERYTHING. Then when The Raquaza left, I saw it in the sky, it farted and The New machoke came falling down over me. Then...
And the machoke resuce team ran away, got powerless groundon, and gave it to Kyogre and Kyogre randomly exploded and everyone died except Machoke who flew throught the air, landed in a lake full of sharpedos. As I drive by, machoke's blood slatted on my windshield and I lost control. Right then a...
I was able to grab a tree just in time, but the caterpie fell into the sharpedo pit and suddenly turned into a mermaid. the mermaid danced and suddenly, the tree started to fly away and I keep hold of it when...