Agony Aunt is in the House. So what's your gripe dear Pokemon?

[LegendChu]

Look what I can do with my neck, wheeeeee, wheeeeee

Pineco

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[L'Belle]

I look like a pinecone but I aren't?

Poliwrath

 

[LegendChu]

Does staring at my belly pattern give u a headache?

Sealeo

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Someone said I would be too fat to fit in their Pokeball... They had a Waiord with them... Then they dissed my mustache!!!

Wailord and no skitty jokes

 

[LegendChu]

Can someone rub oil on my back :P

Ninetales

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

All nine of my tails wag when I'm excited and sometimes it's exhausting.
Flabébé

 

[LegendChu]

What colour do u want - Blue, Orange, Red, White, Yellow?

Clawitzer

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Sunshine Moonlight]

Why is one of my claws so big and the other so small?

Mantine

 

[LegendChu]

Can someone please get these Remoraid off me!

Mime Jr.

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Sunshine Moonlight]

If I'm Mime Jr., why isn't Mr. Mime, Mime Sr.?

Pachirisu

 

[Adam Levine]

Why am I just another one those weak Pikaclones again?

Torterra

 

[Ho-Oh]

Dude... I'm going to evolve into the earth. That's a pretty huge thing to shoulder. Why couldn't I have been a snake instead??

Snivy

 

[HyperMorian]

I became a meme as soon they revealed me, not like I kicked Mudkip out of the throne but then there's that Pineapple Dragon taking over.

Dusknoir

 

[LegendChu]

Three nights & Four days, all expenses paid trip, to the World of Spirits. Anyone interested?

Type: Null

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[DragonGuru]

Who assembled me?

Surskit

 

[HyperMorian]

People kept thinking Net Ball is the most fitting ball for me for being both Bug/Water.
Also, I think I triggered some Ash's Pikachu fans for defeating him with a Signal Beam despite type advantage, did I did it better than Trip?

Mawile.

 

[LegendChu]

If u look at the zoomed out picture of my Mega, doesn't it look like a butterfly with a long body?

Cobalion

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[cRaCkZ]

I'm just a four-legged , weaker version of Lucario. Why I'm legendary? Kill me.
Gardevoir.

 

[NinjaQueen]

im wearing a dress, what am i still male?

chesnaught

 

[LegendChu]

Do remind u of Bowser?

Stantler

Pika Pika :chu: