Agony Aunt is in the House. What's your gripe?

[LegendChu]

It is located on top of the "i" (get it?)

Oh Agony Aunt why can't cows fly?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Miah]

Because they have udders while birds have wings.

Agony Aunt, why do I make a mistake in almost everything I do?

 

[LegendChu]

You should stop thinking about pizzas & burgers & concentrate more {XD}

Oh Agony Aunt, why did dinosaurs go extinct?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Miah]

Because if they didn't, then Humans would have been eaten already.

Agony Aunt, why are people so mean sometimes?

You should stop thinking about pizzas & burgers & concentrate more {XD}

I don't really think about those stuff, though. :/

 

[killer-curry]

cuz humans are meant to build for that, they can humiliate but dun worry they are not powerful.

Agony Auntie, Why valve took so long to produce a 3rd tittle?

 

[LegendChu]

Coz they could only count till 2 {XD}.

Oh Agony Aunt can a mango go bananas?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[NinjaQueen]

Yes, if it is hungry.

Hey Agony Aunt, why do dogs chase cars?

 

[LegendChu]

So that they can drive {XD}.

Oh Agony Aunt, is the earth really round?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[RahulPokeMaster]

I think its oval, isn't it?

agony aunt, I want to know why do bats live in caves?

 

[LegendChu]

Coz if they lived in zoos, they'd be Zoobats (Zubats) {XD}

Oh Agony Aunt how can one be famous?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[DragonGuru]

By earning lots of money.

But Agony aunt, how can we earn lots of money?

 

[LegendChu]

By working hard or marrying someone who's already rich {XD}

Oh Agony Aunt why do birds fly?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[NinjaQueen]

By working hard or marrying someone who's already rich {XD}

I'd prefer the latter, hahaha.

Because they have wings.

Agony Aunt, why do cows moo?

 

[L'Belle]

Because they dooooooo

Agony Aunt, why are Bananas Crooked?

 

[LegendChu]

Coz someone kicked them in their belly {XD}

Oh Agony Aunt, who will win Euro 2016 (its gonna football season soon {:3})?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[semi]

I do not need to be a fortune-teller to know that ALBANIA SHALL RISE VICTORIOUS THIS TIME though the odds tell me otherwise.

Oh Agony Aunt, is it true that the moon isn't really made of cheese?

 

[NinjaQueen]

No its made of milk (oh but wait, cheese is made of milk or is it?)

Hey Agony Aunt which is heavier, 1 kg of iron or 1 kg of cotton?

 

[PjNavia14]

I think it's both cause its both 1kg
..right?

Agony Aunt which comes first? The egg or Arceus?

 

[semi]

The egg, obviously. How do you think people made omelettes for breakfast before Arceus was around?

Oh Agony Aunty, why must I wake up this morning?

 

[LegendChu]

So that you can go back to sleep at night :P

Oh Agony Aunt which is better - cow's milk or goat's milk?

Pika Pika :chu: