𒈟Lavemu𒐫
✂ Paranoia Incarnate ✂
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Everyone is different in their own way
Everyone is different in their own way
An 18 year old is basically teenager+
I haven't updated yet, I still just have Teenager™️Spoiler:
*announcer voice*
And now, with the new Teenager+™ (aka Teenager Deluxe Version™), you may now be able to do a whole new world of stuff you couldn't as a teenager before! A brand new realm of possibilities is now open to you!
New benefits include:
- Driving! > Go travel in your very own big chunk of motorised steel!
- Get a credit card! > The wondrous plastic rectangle you can buy stuff with instead of using the dumb small pieces of paper and metal circles with the faces of old men!
- Get married! > You can now tie another person to your bank account forever* and also do romantic couple stuff too I guess!
- Get tattoos! > Why waste your money to paint on stupid blank canvases when you can waste it to paint your own body!
- Drink alcohol! > Parties with friends can now get WAY more fun (sorry USA sucks to be you lol)!
- Purchase fireworks! > YOU'RE THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!!!
- And so much more!
So what are you waiting for? Get Teenager+™ today (or whenever you turn 18 lol)!!!
*if forever sounds too long for you, you can also check for our Divorce™ services
Disclaimer: side effects of Teenager+™ can include: responsibility, taxes, continuation of restless nights, working, more taxes, adult anxieties, pain everywhere and many others.
No refunds are taken.