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And you thought Baro was bad! Let's Play Pokemon Green!

Kuribute123

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    • LET'S PLAY POKEMON GREEN.
    -----Table of Contents----
    Part 1-Below you dummy
    Part 2
    Part 3
    Part 3
    Part 4
    Part 5
    Part 6
    Part 7
    Part 8
    Part 9
    Part 10
    Part 11
    Part 12
    Part 13
    Part 14
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    First things first, it does have pretty nice sprites. My expectations are high, because I loved Pokemon Blue and Red.

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    My expectations have been shattered.

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    Pokemon Diamond, eat your heart out.

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    This is at the point where I just gave up and went with it. r i pokyman 2too?

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    Dr Pet. Dr Pet. Have you been going to your therapy classes?
    Then he kept rambling on and on (in broken english, mind you) about pets (aka pokemon).

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    At least the sprites are nice. Now, let's cut to the chase.

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    YES SIR I WILL DEFINE MY NAME SIR

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    I didn't know what to "call it" since you only gave me 5 spaces.

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    Of course for your kid you use proper grammar.

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    Blue. I named him Blue. Then, I went and did the normal **** you have to do. No engrish so it wasn;t intresting. Anyways,

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    You chose, cause right now I;m gonna rename myself to Oedipus Rex and gauge my ****ing eyes out.
     
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    Inoj

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    • Firstard!

    Why is no one replying in this epic thread? I mean, this thread just made my day. pwnz0rz is what this is.

    OP: Fu**ing hilarious thread man. Nice work.
     

    Kuribute123

    HOLY CRAP GAISE
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    • While gauging my eyes out, I got Shado. Sorry to everyone who wanted anyguy else.

    Thanks for all the good comments, guys. Here's more Green action!
    Episode 2: Got the Blues! Battle With The Blues!

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    Hey, atleast his engrish is much better then Oak's.

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    WE SHALL NOW ENGAGE IN MORTAL COMBAT!

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    All Senior citizens should have Life Alert.

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    So yeah. We killed it. On with the adventure!
    *Insert fetch quest and grinding here* I wonder how the pokemon that live near indigo plateu look like?

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    It looks good. But, NIDER?! NIDER!
    *gunshot*

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    This name doesn't even make ****ing sense. Oh well, Spearow is awesome, though.

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    As in M*A*S*H. This thing had to be in the cold war. I mean, MACHI! Machi is our war veteran.

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    Oh yeah, we caught Nider aswell. Ciders what's gonna become of Nider if he doesn't get his ass in shape. :472:
    So, that was, different. Another part coming soon when I get out of this MENTAL ASYLUM!
    NIDER!
    N....I.....D....E....R
     
    giradialkia

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    • Nice choice of game to make an LP on, lol :)
    By the way, the great sprites only improve from here. Wait until you see a Vileplume, just wait.
    (also, this "translation" of Green really is a mad house. It really creeps me out, with it's nonsensical names and the fact that it's supposed to be an accurate translation).
     
    Masterge77

    Masterge77

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    • WTF is up with those names, did'nt these guys even PLAY the actuall R/G/B, or did they just google translate them from the original japanese names, I don't know the reason behind this (It's a pirate game after all, and pirates are notorious for doing this technique), but I noticed this: In case you did not know, the "kage" in "Hitokage" which we refer to internationally as "Charmander", translates to "shadow", (which is where Naruto's "Hokage" originates from, directly translating to "shadow of fire", or "fire shadow" or "shadow fire" etc.) thus making the pirated name the (un)official Japanese name of Charmander

    I found out that the Mew glitch also exists in the pirate as well, it is called "Mi", which is very close to "Mew" but not enough (Makes me wonder if Mewtwo is called "Mitwo" or "Mitsu" or something ludicrous like that)

    giradialkia said:
    Nice choice of game to make an LP on, lol :)
    By the way, the great sprites only improve from here. Wait until you see a Vileplume, just wait.
    Click to expand...

    Or Better yet, Egggxecutor, or even better..... Golbat!

    (also, this "translation" of Green really is a mad house. It really creeps me out, with it's nonsensical names and the fact that it's supposed to be an accurate translation).
    Click to expand...
    That's pirated games for you, really poor translations and names that make no sense, just look at Pokemon Diamond (no, not the awesome DS one with Dialga, the older, pirated one with the serpent thing on it, which is never actuially seen in the game, will be using it in my fangame), and a lot of the early Ruby Hacks from WAH! Ouartz and Naranja notably, followed by the more bizzare Perla, and Frigo Returns (as CBM quoted in Prism with the protestant soccer mom: "Who is Frigo anyways", actually, I love how CBM pointed out the pirated games, especially Quartz with "And Pokemon Quartz made my child cry with the cursing, even though it was RATED E FOR EVERYONE!", which makes me wonder if Baro actually translated the game) and of course, we have (Oh dear god no) Chaos Black (I can go all day with this stuff)......
     
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    blue

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    • Lol, I know what you mean, when I saw videos of this, I coudn't understand half of the text that was broken down, also the moves are completely different, i.e Amnesia is called 'cheat' :S, Lol I like it so far though! :P
     

    Kuribute123

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    • UPDATE

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    I SWEAR HE SAID ALLIANCE PET. I don't know if I should be laughing or crying.

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    enge. Becuase we all know that challenge is a very difficult word.

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    Bobo. Really? BOBO?! Congratulations game. You've broken my mind two times and we haven't even gotten to viridian forest.

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    Obviously he can't handle M*A*S*H's greatness. Oh yeah, and every pokemon in this game is a senior citizen I'm convinced.

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    Damn you Torto and you're asailing powers
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    !

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    Never mess with iShad.
    I WIN THE BATTLE. Then he rambles on about how he's the greatest and **** but then he ran away and said go quicker.

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    NEXT TIME. BROKEN FOREST.
     

    Kuribute123

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    • No, but Finals are a *****.
    I will have an update by Friday of me going threw the Viridian Forest.
    And plus, there will be a bunch of parts in the summer. School ends for me June 18nth. So, just wait.
    WAIT
     

    Beechlgz

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    I love this game. Really when I found it translated I thought "awesome". When I saw how different it was from the official English translations I thought it was pretty neat.

    Sure the translation is a bit choppy here and there but I like some of the differences. Especially move names. Refreshing change from the norm.
     

    Kuribute123

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    • PokemonGreen30.png

    Throw all logic and common sense out the window. FOR WERE PLAYING POKEMON GREEN!

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    I chuckled, but it lost me about talking about PET attacks and ****.

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    Let's do this. TAKE ON ME.

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    Damn Jumping cocoons
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    What can I say? M*A*S*H is an extremely good person.
    *more damn cocoons later*
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    Holy ****. That sis so close to the original name! 1+ for you, game!

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    I'd tap a accurate caterpillar.

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    ...This game loves shattering my expectations.

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    OF MICE AND MEN 2, THE ELECTRICT MICE.
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    Yeah,, where out. nothing extremely funny happened. Just me streaming threw the forest. No trainer battles, too.
    Okay, Brock will be up soon. Don't get your hopes up, kiddo.
     
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    mattman324

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    • Keep in mind that a lot of the translations are close to the origanal Japanese ones. For instance, one might chuckle at "Coil" (Magnamite), but that's actually the Japanese name.
     

    Aggressor

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    Yeah, I played that a month ago, I laughed so hard XD Very poor translation :P
     
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