Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Because God didn't make me to sit around and be lazy all day :P

When do you think the next day is going to be?

 

[PoryKid575]

When it comes!

Why am I tired?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Because that is your name!

Where is it!?

 

[ReKoil]

Just follow this here treasure map =D

Why did you intercept my package? D=

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Because it's route was through my home, hence I felt it was for me!



Why Red Chilli so spicy and hot ?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Because I want it to!

Why do you think Vaporeon is the best pokemon? :3

 

[ReKoil]

Because all other Pokemon suddenly ceased to exist

How do I get my parking validated ?

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

By bribing with parking authority, and giving them bonus chocolates !! (wouldn't it be too expensive to do?)




How put a new lead into mechanical pencil ?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

By just doing it!

how much days until next century?

 

[PoryKid575]

As many as there are!

When will the year 2000 arrive?

 

[ReKoil]

24 years from now!

Why are the lobsters holding secret meetings with the crabs ?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Because they want to compare their Water type moves!

What if the Dwebble actually ruled over the lands ?

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Then Groudon would have tossed him like a pebble!



Why do idioms exist ?

 

[PoryKid575]

To annoy students studying them!

Why does paper exist?

 

[ReKoil]

So that we can burn all our knowledge after writing it down!

Where can I buy a flying broom ?

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

At Ikea!

What does the moth say?

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

I can't understand Moth's language, hence I need to refer someone who has knowledge of Lepidoptera !!




What will be 27th Alphabet ?

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Z-A then Z-B and Z-C!

Why is it cold outside?

 

[PageEmp]

Because it is a song.

What do you think my avatar is?

 

[ReKoil]

Not 'who' but 'what' huh... in that case I'm going with a shapeshifting butterfly from another dimension! =D

How do they get the peanuts inside the coating of a M&M ?