Most of my friends are retards, the guys are immature retards and the girls are moody retards.
Piggedy Pig: Oink? *taps hooves*
OH! And all the pigs are phat (as in funky) retards.
Piggedy Pig: *smiles*
'nyway, I do have few friends of both genders who I do like to hang out with. And most of those friends happen to be guys, both IRL and online.