Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

Aslan

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    So since this is a popular thread over in Forum Games and an old one over here in PokeTrivia, let's bring back 'Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer!' For those of you who don't know how to play, the game is basically the same as the title. The first person asks a 'stupid question' and the poster below answers it with an equally as stupid answer. Cookies are supplied for the most creative answers!

    And if you're still confused, here's an example as stupid as the game itself.

    TOTALLY COOL USER 93452: Why can't Chimchar fly?

    THE NEXT TOTALLY COOL USER: Because it passed its aviation exam with such flying colours that the instructors grew extremely jealous, took away its wings and threatened it with Barney the Dinosaur if it were to try flying again!
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    Stuff like that. Make it as ridiculous as you want but be sure to keep the questions/answers at least remotely related to pokemon.

    Anyway let's get started! How come Metapod isn't a legendary pokemon?
     
    Because Mewtwo won't let it join the cool kid's club :((

    Why can't Castform learn Draco Meteor?
     
    Because no one witnessed when it out-hardened Zygarde. ninja'd

    Because it's too squishy to learn such a move!

    Why is Pokémon marketed towards children?
     
    Because it outclasses Salamence in terms of scariness by a longshot.

    Why do female Mr. Mime exist?
     
    Because Ditto failed to attract a Mr. Mime using its own species and created a new one instead!

    Why do bug type catchers never train dragons?
     
    Because it's breaks conduct of code rule 3 section C of the bug catcher handbook :(

    Why is Lance a Champion?
     
    By using his army of dedicated fangirls, Lance stormed his way through the Pokemon League, trampled the Elite Four and took his fangirl's strongest pokemon. He was then crowned the champion of Johto and lived happily ever after!

    Why can't trainers battle with their fists?
     
    Because the Pokémon Company would rather get sued by PETA. =P

    When will the Pokémon anime end?
     
    When Ash grows older of course! So looks like we'll be waiting a while then, huh?

    Why does Jigglypuff's singing put people to sleep?
     
    Because people would suffer from severe brain damage if they listened through the whole thing.

    How do Pokémon fit in Poké Balls?

    EDIT: Sweet, ninja'y revenge! xD
     
    aaaaa ninjad

    Pokeballs are secretly an alternate universe to planet Pluto and all of the Pokemon fit there [:

    Why does Rhydon learn surf?
     
    Because Gamefreak decided that Rhydon, their new pegasus pokemon, should be a surfer instead of a flier!

    Why does Ash not die from Pikachu's thunderbolts?
     
    Ash is secretly wired to send all electric current to the power plant!

    Why isn't there a Dugquadro?
     
    Because only three Digletts can take a selfie together at a time!

    Why can't Yanmega learn Fly?
     
    Because it would be a bad influence to kids.

    Why don't people lock their doors in the Pokémon world?
     
    Because they find the prospect of constantly being robbed to be very exciting :o

    Why can't you fuse Pokémon?
     
    Because both Yu-Gi-Oh! and Digimon will start suing. xD

    Why isn't there a Pokémon based on Slenderman?
     
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