Ask A Stupid Question

[doomguy]

Of course I will.
Why not?

 

[Chibiterasu]

Because bears will eat your face if you read goldilocks.

Is Obama a woman? ;-;

 

[doomguy]

It's his (her?) own personal thing.
Why do noodles remind me of hentai?

 

[Ultramarine]

Because you don't burp loud enough, obviously.
If I had to eat dirt, could you make it clean dirt? Please?

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

WTF? You're supposed to clean the dirt, not me!

Could I survive cancer if I had AIDS?

 

[Sopheria]

Yes, but you'd get uncurable scurvy instead.

What's love got to do with it?

 

[Ultramarine]

Well it...doesn't.

Who's canoli is in my bladder?

 

[Sopheria]

Everyone's.

Do you happen to have a volcano I can borrow?

 

[Ultramarine]

Sure, I think it's in my sock pocket. And that sock is in the washer. Dangit.

Where's my pet Coywolf? I had him in the fridge just a second ago...

 

[lozzop]

I ated him.

Why do men have nipples?

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Because they lost their boobs when God kicked Adam out of the paradise.

Could you become drunk by eating bees or wasps?

 

[DowntownDumpling]

No, but bees ate all my family members and got high.

What letter am I thinking of?

 

[Ultramarine]

Alvin and the Chipmunks. The 47th letter of the alphabet.

Should i interrogate my tv? I think it took my sleeping bag.

 

[DowntownDumpling]

Is it asleep? That should clue you in.

How can Pokemon be real if our Nintendo consoles aren't real?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

Because then we'd be shooting fireballs underwater.


Why cant Metroid crawl?

 

[DowntownDumpling]

Which one?

Why can't Zelda jump?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

Cause Zelda's kidnapped.


How do I shoot web?

 

[Yukari]

With your MIND! Que dramatic music.
Is the sky blue?

 

[Treecko]

No they're green and the grass is blue.

Is there such thing as too much bacon?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

Only when there's too little eggs.


When is the next episode gonna air?