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Ask A Stupid Question
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Chibiterasu
내가 다시 왔네
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Because bears will eat your face if you read goldilocks.
Is Obama a woman? ;-;
Is Obama a woman? ;-;
Ultramarine
Turn the tables
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- Illinois, USA
- Seen Oct 12, 2014
Because you don't burp loud enough, obviously.
If I had to eat dirt, could you make it clean dirt? Please?
If I had to eat dirt, could you make it clean dirt? Please?
classiccartoonsftw
Nintendo is for awesome people
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WTF? You're supposed to clean the dirt, not me!
Could I survive cancer if I had AIDS?
Could I survive cancer if I had AIDS?
Ultramarine
Turn the tables
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Well it...doesn't.
Who's canoli is in my bladder?
Who's canoli is in my bladder?
Ultramarine
Turn the tables
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Sure, I think it's in my sock pocket. And that sock is in the washer. Dangit.
Where's my pet Coywolf? I had him in the fridge just a second ago...
Where's my pet Coywolf? I had him in the fridge just a second ago...
lozzop
Monkey slut!
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- Age 25
- Manchester
- Seen Jan 30, 2016
I ated him.
Why do men have nipples?
Why do men have nipples?
classiccartoonsftw
Nintendo is for awesome people
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Because they lost their boobs when God kicked Adam out of the paradise.
Could you become drunk by eating bees or wasps?
Could you become drunk by eating bees or wasps?
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- Age 30
- Cincinnati
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No, but bees ate all my family members and got high.
What letter am I thinking of?
What letter am I thinking of?
Ultramarine
Turn the tables
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Alvin and the Chipmunks. The 47th letter of the alphabet.
Should i interrogate my tv? I think it took my sleeping bag.
Should i interrogate my tv? I think it took my sleeping bag.
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- Age 30
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Is it asleep? That should clue you in.
How can Pokemon be real if our Nintendo consoles aren't real?
How can Pokemon be real if our Nintendo consoles aren't real?
Pinkie-Dawn
Vampire Waifu
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- Age 32
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Because then we'd be shooting fireballs underwater.
Why cant Metroid crawl?
Why cant Metroid crawl?
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- Age 30
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Which one?
Why can't Zelda jump?
Why can't Zelda jump?
Pinkie-Dawn
Vampire Waifu
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Cause Zelda's kidnapped.
How do I shoot web?
How do I shoot web?
Yukari
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With your MIND! Que dramatic music.
Is the sky blue?
Is the sky blue?
Treecko
the princess without voice
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No they're green and the grass is blue.
Is there such thing as too much bacon?
Is there such thing as too much bacon?
Pinkie-Dawn
Vampire Waifu
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Only when there's too little eggs.
When is the next episode gonna air?
When is the next episode gonna air?