Ask A Stupid Question

[Devoxys12]

It's a game where you are sucked into a digital world and befriend digital monsters to fight and get you back home.

What is Digimon?

 

[Emboar]

Easy, A digital monkey.

Why does pie like me?

 

[El Héroe Oscuro]

Because he wants you to be the cherry on top to complete his life <3

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

 

[Emboar]

No, it was recently reclassified as a planet.

Why can't the goat eat cheese?

 

[Devoxys12]

Because it's too cheesy.
Why do fish flop?

 

[Emboar]

To fit into flip-flops.

Why is Tommy afraid of the dark?

 

[Devoxys12]

Because lightness looks like light.
Why is a Magikarp Magikarp?

 

[Flakey Bear]

Because it looks like magic when it splashes.

Why my Deoxys is now fat?

 

[blue]

Because it hasn't been working out.

Why is it cold when its cold?

 

[Emboar]

Because its always cold!

Why did Jasmine smack the dragon?

 

[Devoxys12]

Because her Ampharos needed Dragon Spit.
Why is a forum a forum?

 

[Emboar]

Because FedEx ships forums for free.

Where was the chicken at noon on Friday?

 

[Devoxys12]

At your local KFC.
Why is water wet?

 

[Emboar]

Because dry water turns into broken violins.

Why is 189 a number?

 

[Devoxys12]

Because 789 was too scary so 8 and 9 went with 1.
Why is food edible?

 

[Emboar]

Its not. Food is fed, and Edit is edible.

Where can I buy a flying turkey?

 

[blue]

Nowhere cos turkey's don't fly.

What day does the cat sing?

 

[blue]

Because cats started it first

Why does the hour seem longer?

 

[Devoxys12]

Because they need more time to find their glasses.
Why does time pass?

 

[blue]

Because it isn't the future

What time does the rooster go to the restaurant?