Ask A Stupid Question

[Devoxys12]

No, but you can go to the night club.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Emboar]

Meh, only about 2 trees.

Why can't pigs fly?

 

[blue]

Because they walk not fly

How did the cat cross the road?

 

[Morgnarok]

He didn't, He crawled.

What is a cat?

 

[blue]

Not a cat, obviously.

How does the phone dance?

 

[Morgnarok]

You throw it very hard and watch it bounce.

How do I make a pancake?

 

[Devoxys12]

Put frosting on a pan.
How much deer could a killdeer kill if a killdeer could kill deer?

 

[Morgnarok]

none?

What is hunger?

 

[blue]

The opposite to thirst

How old is young?

 

[Morgnarok]

Birth

What is a Pokemon?

 

[blue]

Pokemon is life.

Mountains?

 

[Emboar]

Trees!

Do I have to go to school tomorrow?

 

[blue]

No, tomorrow is Monday which is a weekend!

Are there trees in space?

 

[Morgnarok]

Anything you can think of is in space.

Do you know how the chicken killed the rooster?

 

[Morgnarok]

Because there breast are too large lol

Why are my pants to small?

 

[Emboar]

It isn't, your jacket is silver.

Can I have a watch?

 

[blue]

No, but you can have a tank!

Can you not do that?

 

[AkameTheBulbasaur]

No! *sticks out tongue*

Why did the black hole cross the road?

 

[Emboar]

It's not, the sand is brown.

Who did it?

 

[Emboar]

No, everybody knows that money comes from candy!

Where is my dog?