Ask A Stupid Question

[Myriad]

Smoke a cigarette every minute... or every half a minute.

What's your favorite anime? ^^

 

[Myriad]

Because zipping down is inappropriate

Have you ever written a Death Note fanfiction?

 

[Abby]

Fanfiction normally features at least 1 cameo appearance of a rotom
Why can't my pet dog mega evolve?

 

[BillyKaplan]

Because it's sleeping.

Why do humans sleep?

 

[Myriad]

You just don't know how to eat them properly~

What is my favourite colour?

 

[VanillaMiltank]

Cheese

Did you know?

 

[xxReshiramxx]

Am I awake if I'm already dead?

 

[BillyKaplan]

Your body is not but your soul probably is.

What happens if one day the Earth drifts towards the sun?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

Fingers are to be cut off.


What's the purpose of using a stress ball?

 

[BillyKaplan]

Chaos would be unleashed upon the world.

What if people could fly?

 

[kuzronk]

No idea
What happens if tony abott banned the internet?

 

[Adam Levine]

The only problem is...how do we use them?

If 9 + 10 = 21, does that mean 6/7 * C4 - (-RT) = 0

 

[Adam Levine]

Because Michael Bay directed them.
What does deja vu mean?

 

[VanillaMiltank]

Because chocolate would have melted near the sun

When will Pokemon be invented?

 

[BillyKaplan]

Because game logic.

Why is Snorlax so fat?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

You're rewarded a free ticket to an amusement park.


Where do dust bunnies come from?

 

[Somewhere_]

Dust eggs.

Why is Typhlosion a fire type?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

You de-age.


What's inside an egg?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Whatever it is, it's oozing blood.

What is the best cell phone out there?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Just ask Natalia Poklonskaya.

Gee, how did I get so fat again?