Ask A Stupid Question

[SharpedoBait]

All of the fingers
Why was batman vs superman sooooooo bad?

 

[Adam Levine]

Because Suicide Squad exists.

Is there any way to tell the time?

 

[Acnologia Rising]

You could try a phone call or E-Mail. Text works too. Although, depending on what the news is, you may wanna tell time to it's face.

Shouldn't Blaziken, Infernape and Emboar be Water types? Yanno, because they're all fire/fighting.

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

Sure. Now thay can learn surf, making them the most op starters of all time.

Who is Miah?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Someone who almost killed this thread.

Which one are you going to pick?

 

[Jetfire]

Why type in "lol" if we're just going to do a "nose exhale" instead?

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Cause nose exhales are for pussies

Why are nose exhales for pussies again?

 

[evking]

Because breathing is much easier, lol.

Why did I just come back from the dead?

 

[Zakariya]

Celebi paid you a visit.

Why did I bleed when a piece of glass slashed my leg open?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Because you are a mortal.

What do you do when a drunk person rings your doorbell?

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Ask if they're giving away free liquor of course

How long does it take to drive 60 miles going 60 mph?

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

A fist.

If my parents were now gone, what will happen?

 

[Hedo]

You would eat all the pudding, unbothered by nagging voices.


If you had the death note(A magical not book that kills anyone whose name you out in it) Would you write Trumps name down?

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

no.

KONOVENT?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

Markopolo.

Who can prevent wildfires?

 

[VanillaMiltank]

GHOSTBUSTERS!!!

Why is my tv levitating?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

The future is now, thanks to science.

What will happen to me today?

 

[PokeTrekkie92]

You will win the Lottery!

What's the meaning of life?

 

[Desinishon]

It means life.


What's with that face?

 

[Adam Levine]

Plastic surgery.

Is lava poisonous?