Ask A Stupid Question

[Shamol]

No, if your physiology is adapted to a sulfurous atmosphere.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Maybe letting you see a psychiatrist would help.

Gee, should I shave...?

 

[Ewery1]

Is your face supposed to look like the butt of a yak?

Why do we ask questions?

 

[sCr45h]

Because we need a way to annoy people who have all the answers. :P

Why is the world circular instead of square?

 

[Adam Levine]

Minecraft is too mainstream.

What is air made of?

 

[Lunar]

Water.

How many leaves are there on a tree?

 

[Adam Levine]

At least zero.

What is gravity?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

It's only a theory.

How come I cannot think up of a good stupid question?

 

[Adam Levine]

Because you have no common sense.

What's the difference between a cat and an egg?

 

[VanillaMiltank]

One is nice on toast...the other's an egg (just kidding)

Why are the Simpsons yellow?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

They are yellow becuase they are not green.

Does she like me?

 

[Adam Levine]

She likes U, which sounds similar.

What is a Muppet?

 

[Percy]

A Muppet is something that we breathe in, silly.

Who am I talking to again?

 

[thetimeruler02]

No one out here.
What is teeth?

 

[NathanBros]

A computer device, blueteeth.

Did Mario rescued the princess in time?

 

[thetimeruler02]

Princess was rescued. Don't worry.
Where is Brazil?

 

[faf]

None, they all were burnt out.

Are all oranges orange?

 

[Zakariya]

No, because some are born in space.

Can I marry the alphabet?

 

[Lucario]

Certainly not, it's 26 characters, not one!

What's the capital city of london?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Diagon Alley.

Who is this "Oedipus" person?