Attempt to kill Uberchu(Ash's Pikachu)

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Since i was so nice to uberchu he used 500,000 hyper potins on me my hp: 999,991 and me and uber use t-bolt on blaziken boy. blaziken boys hp: -1,024
 
Before dying, I read my sig out loud. Everyone moans and Uberchu cries. He cries blood since I stabbed him in the eyes. I then use Protect and act as an improvised shield for Shadowdragon. I also Aftermath'd Uberchu.

235,382 HP for Uberchu
 
uses numerous hyper potions on uberchu
uberchu uses numerous hyper potions on me

UBERs hp: 414,321,325,252,532,352,632,623,547,474,547,844,690
MY hp: 444,444,444,444,444,444,444,444,444,444,444,444
 
I come back in ULTIMATE FORM: Fallen Furry Angel

LIMIT BREAK!!!

I grab the Ultima Weapon and Omnislash Iced, killing him. I then return to my last post's form.
 
I summon a new, pervier Uberchu to eat all of you, because I'm that much of a jerk.

Uberchu: 100% HP

I then eat Blaziken Boy after transforming into my "I might be a closet furry but then I might not be angel" form. Ouch.

And I build a fortress of Uberchu, just to satsify my own evil desires.

Fortress of Uberchu: Limitless Hit points.

Now kill me if you can..
 
The new pervy Uberchu eats everyone but me, starts staring with satisfaction, chains my arms and legs to a wall, starts stripping me 3X quicker than the other pervychus and gets the shirt and pants off.

Uberchu HP: 100000000000000000000000000/100%
My HP: 2%
 
Whee! I come back in a blast of light that looks like Bahamut Zero's Giga Flare. I pull out the BIG EFFING SWORD and slash Uberchu with my DeathSlash (Instant KO, yay!) and take the BIG EFFING SLEDGEHAMMER and destroy the wall with DeathSmash (Instant KO, yay!). I then use a Full Restore on Shadowdragon and kick Uberchu off a cliff and drop an inexplicable H-Bomb down with him. I then take Ash into the fortress and he gets Uberchu into his Poke ball. When he walks out I smash the Poke Ball.

Uberchu's HP: 0%/100

Shadowdragon's HP:200%

Thus is turning into more of an RP.
 
I use Phoenix Down to rez Uberchu, then toss him a Megalixir before stealing all Final Fantasy and KHI and II related merchandise belonging to Blazikenboy and using it to power myself up. In addition, a Latin theme song begins playing in the background, thus labeling me as the villain. I'm so happy.

My HP: Like the Dragon of Darkness... so huge that the bar can't be finished onscreen.

Uberchu: Currently in my party, so shares my HP.

I summon Bahamut and proceed to Giga Flare Blazikenboy right back just for spite. Oooh, BURNED.
 
Uberchu attacked innocent me. But I sent out Hackarp the hacked magikarp and it showed uberchu how to fight!

179 HP
 
I summoned my left arm from a parallel universe and it absorbed all of Uberchu's electric power.
HP: 3
 
i cuddled uberchu, laid him in his bed, tucked him in, and read him a story.

HP: 400
 
Uberchu fell off a cliff and landed on spikes...

233 HP
 
Throws a rope down to Uberchu and it helps me throw Anti-Pop Culture Warrior 13 down the cliff and pulls up the rope before APCW13 touches it.

I give Uberchu a Full Restore.

Uberchu HP: 100%
 
Gee, thanks a lot...builds a catapult and launches spikes at shadowdragon154 (revenge!) and uberchu, now uberchu has a mere 48% of its health. HAHA.
 
*runs over Uberchu with a train, bringing it down to 10% HP*
 
I ressurect Uberchu's HP with something indescribable. (Shadowdragon, get your mind out of the gutter. Everyone else, you do too.)

I then proceed to drop an anvil on Anti-Pop-Culture-Warrior, smashing his hit points into nothing, and Uberchu and I escape to Las Vegas. (Good thing we're both straight, eh?)
 
I start stabbing the somehow alive APCW13 until he's dead. I follow ACC and Uberchu and end up at the hotel they are staying at. I stay in a different hotel nearby and throw a kunai through ACC and Uberchu's hotel window.
 
The kunai impales Uberchu, killing him. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

I love the smell of New Uberchu in the morning... smells like victory...

New Uberchu: OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!
 
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