Attempt to kill Uberchu(Ash's Pikachu)

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I throw another kunai at Uberchu's brain and 50 senbon at its heart.

Uberchu HP: 0%
 
Wow, I'm hated around here...but I heal uberchu to 100% HP, then drill him with a metal baseball bat, leaving it at 1% HP, after reviving myself of course!
 
I throw a Demon Wind Shuriken at APCW13, killing him. Yup you're hated.
 
I throw OVER NINE THOUSAND Fuuma Shuriken at everybody else in the thread, destroying them, while still keeping Uberchu alive. (The "Over Nine Thousand" reference just officially jumped the shark. XD)

Uberchu steals the rest of my ninja equipment and transforms into Orochuberchu! Uh-oh..
 
Missed me. I lend ACC some of my weapons to defeat Orochuberchu.
 
Orochuberchu farts at us, but I set up a force field which protects us from the stench, but since there is no one to smell it, Orochuberchu ends up smelling it and dies!I then proceed to take his ninja equipment and divides them between us so ecah one has a weapon.But suddenly a dark figure, which possesed great red eyes that glared like the sun, rose up covered in bolts and sent us flying with an energy wave, I then proceed to pick the Rose Of Redemption from my pocket, but accidentaly drop the Thorn Of Terror towards Orochuberchu greatly increasing power.As I charge the Rose Of Redemption to send a balst of heavenly powers in the form of sharp pink and black petals covered by a heavenly aura towards Orochuberchu.Then, using the same heavenly energy, I release a rose of enrgy towards Orochuberchu that traps him and weakens him greatly.

Orochuberchu's HP:%500
My HP:%20(using the power weakens me)


My largest post, cool!
 
CLUSTER BOMBS CLUSTER BOMBS!!!! *uberchu is dead, what a guy*

It's over, we need a new uberchu 500HP
 
I make uberchu listen to the song this is why i'm hot over and over again with no chance of parole ala makes me wonder.

Uberchu:

350 HP

Status: Ghettofied
 
I take my ultimate Cliche powers and merge them together to make

FAD MAN JIM!!!

He then proceeds to sing "I'm a Fad Man", burning everyone's ears while chargin' his lazah, and killing ACC with a c-c-c-combo breaker. Then a little flag pops up and lands in a burger which falls on Uberchu while I shoop da woop him and use the pally's Win Button (Divine shield, pwnt)

ULTIMATE DEATH! OWIEE!
 
I murder everyone multiple times for not allowing me to kill Orochuberchu, just before he is conveniently resurrected by a plot device.

Orochuberchu: IMMORTAL!

I immediately use Shadowdragon's weaponry to transform into (wait for it).... ACC-SKE! BOO YAH!

I immediately hurl thousands of senbon at Orochuberchu, which he dodges and then proceeds to hurl back at me with his ninjutsu. So I blast him with a rip-off move from "Naruto" and then summon the log, who crushes him. BURNED.

Orochuberchu: 10%HP and crushed by The Log. Ouch.
 
Er... Raichu, the point of the thread is to be a little spammy. You're not really supposed to have a point in what you say, as long as it has to do with the death of Uberchu. (And what does your post mean anyway? And how come the new Uberchu have fewer hit points then the ones earlier in the thread? 0_o)

The new Uberchu and I play a children's card game. I lose, and I run away before he can banish me to the Shadow Realm, since this is the American dubbed version. I then proceed to return with a completely inexplicable weapon of mass destruction and nuke this thread, reducing everyone's hit points to zero.

Everyone (including Uberchu): Out cold.

Thankfully, since this is Pokemon nobody but Uberchu is able to die. We all just faint and return to life. :3

The new Uberchu is blasted into existence with a cloning machine!

Uberchu: Massive hit points!
 
What part of MASSIVE DON'T you understand!?

I threw a demon wind shuriken at the cloning machine and used a senbon rainstorm jutsu on Uberchu.

Uberchu is DEAD!
 
A new uberchu pops out from nowhere. I do everything on this thread 520472346298364298364 times and he dies 49572346234 times.
 
I killed Uberchu. Short and sweet don'tcha think?
 
Wow, not bad. I summon an Uberchu to replace the one you just killed with my inexplicably vague ninjutsu powers. Gee, I'm kind of like Akatsuki that way.

New Uberchu: Well, we've passed the point where we're using conventional numbers.

New Uberchu is female. And she's in love with me. I run from this thread, screaming.

Me: Running like hell before New Uberchu can use attract. Or captivate.
 
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