Attempt to kill Uberchu(Ash's Pikachu)

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i pick uberchu off of my pair and scizor kick him across the earth track him down and body slam him multiple times and use my saw to cut him in half. Then after the blood starts dripping from his little feeble body i throw acid on his face and laugh as his face burns off.

HP: 0%
 
HELLO! I'M STILL TIED UP HERE!

New Uberchu starts trying to strip me. AUGH!

My HP: 0.0001%

Uberchu HP: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%
 
OMG, i guss i gotta do something!

I kick uberchu......

hp:10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.99%

damn....... screw this!

I use mouse poison on uberchu... (its super effective!)

0%
 
Well there goes my shirt.

My HP: 0.00001% 1 more thing and something more unspeakable than death will happen.

WILL SOMEBODY UNTIE ME!?

Uberchu HP: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%
 
Uberchu Reties me and restarts stripping me. OH GOD! PERV!

Uberchu HP: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%
 
Shadowdragon154 said:
Well there goes my shirt.

My HP: 0.00001% 1 more thing and something more unspeakable than death will happen.

WILL SOMEBODY UNTIE ME!?

Uberchu HP: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%
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I will!Meteors are falling!*Uses Pika as shield**Unties Dragy and get her under Pikashield!*

Pika dies!But the meteors had chemichals that give more power in exchange for live!

Uberchu:100%
 
ok fine! *UNTIES SHADOW DRAGON*

DIE ALREADY UBERCHU!!!!
*gets ash to have uberchu return to his pokeball* (FINALLY!!!!)
 
Uberchu get out of Pokeball, reties me up and restarts stripping me. This is so unfair. There goes my pants. Pervert.

My HP: 0.0000000001% Something happened.

Uberchu HP: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%
 
Sure I'll apoligize to that perv when he apoligizes for getting me pregnant!
 
i decide to rape uberchu
1 month later uberchu gives birth to an chucross with 10000 0000 0000 000 000 000 00 0 % hp
they team up and rape shadow dragon again.
 
Uberchu's a boy!

Uberchu gets cured of diabetes, keeps me tied up, drives me in a Cheetah to a warehouse where no one finds him and me and gets me pregnant.

Uberchu HP: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%
 
Shadowdragon154 said:
Uberchu's a boy!

Uberchu gets cured of diabetes, keeps me tied up, drives me in a Cheetah to a warehouse where no one finds him and me and gets me pregnant.

Uberchu HP: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%
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Puts a comdom on Uberchu, no more pregnant girls!Pika's comdom is too tight, he dies!

Uberchu:100%
 
i know uberchus a boy i gave him avf treatment or watever its called.

but chucross is still alive and kills me so i wont be on this thread again till i use a revive on myself tomorrow.
 
Shadowdragon154 said:
Uberchu's a boy!

Uberchu gets cured of diabetes, keeps me tied up, drives me in a Cheetah to a warehouse where no one finds him and me and gets me pregnant.

Uberchu HP: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%
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Uberchu looks at its HP and faints because there are too many zeros and no threes.

HP 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
 
I'm pregnant to a Pichu

My HP: 0% And still pregnant 8 1/2 months later.
 
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