Meh, okay, I'll bite. Not gonna lie my way out of this, I don't think.
And actually, it was my plan to work with the innocents until we eradicated the mafia. But since y'all are so trigger-happy, I might as well disprove some things and give you a fighting chance - you wouldn't want my previous lies to convince you to believe in the wrong people, right?
On Night One, I killed Kiriyuuki Kasuna after suspicion that Emboar was the investigator - he said "my reasons are hard to explain," which I thought actually meant "I'm the investigator and I found mafia but I don't want to role reveal." Apparently the mafia thought so too, since they killed him. Too bad I was wrong about Kiriyuuki. :/
So yeah, that "fur" hint was me. I'm too messy for my own good. :3
I asked about Gunner's "another ki" hint - since I was reasonably like "
what the hell, you can't just role reveal me like that, that's unfair" - and, when she said it, she actually had no idea what role I was. Moral of the story,
don't ever listen to Gunner, she's a bad influence and don't eat any of the candies she gives you.
But every other hint? That's not me. Those teeth are not mine, and everybody else's death was Cubchoo-free. I'm not quite sure why you guys are mixing all the hints together into one theory, because, well, there's more than just one mafia member. But since I was able to brush off the "fur" hint, I really began looking at the teeth hint. Unfortunately, it wasn't Absol like I expected, so what Pokemon would primarily use biting to kill someone?
Would it be Piplup (Ullion), Lillipup (Nagi), Lickitung (Lucky), Bidoof (Seth), Chingling (Infinite), Charmander (Blurry), Shinx (Lawli), or Riolu (Zevarius)?
Maybe Lillipup, maaaaybe Shinx, or, and I'm not sure why anyone (including myself) didn't really think of this before but
Bidoof? Yes I was totally fibbing about knowing that Seth was innocent. I have no idea what he is. Since he's the one mixing all the hints together to point at me, yeah, now that I really think about it, he's probably mafia. I was only trying to insinuate I was the investigator to see if it would save my hide.
The only reason I'm alive right now is because the mafia wanted a scapegoat. Why kill me at night when you can just spare yourself facing death during the day phase?
To explain my vote on Nagi, I'm suspicious of her since she is a teeth suspect and she "happened to notice" it was serial killer night - she would
know if she blocked me herself. I'm starting to get a little shaky on my resolve that she's apart of this, but whatever. She'd be dead if I wasn't roleblocked last night is all I know.
My third guess on mafia is Ullion, I never trusted that
horny penguin. There was never any evidence, so I couldn't get him lynched. Curious he was quick to back up Seth in the way he did.
I don't expect you to spare me considering and the mafia will probably kill me tonight anyway if I do live (not the case if the doctor is still alive and would protect me - odd thought, yeah, but I am still trying to kill the mafia; it's not like I've wanted to kill innocents at any point during this game intentionally before the mafia was out of the way.) Nevertheless, go forth and prosper my lovelies, in the spirit of your friendly neighborhood murderer. ^w^
[Blizzard] Seth Rollins