...But I Escaped Because.......

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because I had brought some tape with me.

The next poster is kidnapped by Bowser!

 

[Megan]

And, of course, I escaped thanks to Mario because rescuing princesses from Bowser is his job, after all. :P

The next user is trapped in a spaceship right in the middle of space!

 

[ReKoil]

But I escaped by sending out an S.O.S. and getting some nice aliens to tow me back.

The next user has to taste test every recipe out of a cookbook with 1.000 recipes within the next 24 hours.

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

But i scan them all in 2 seconds, because robots go brrr

The next user is gonna be a mad scientist's next experiment!

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because he had done a previous experiment of cloning himself, and the clone killed him with a syringe, and I got free and escaped in the confusion.

The next poster is kidnapped by Princess Peach!

 

[ReKoil]

Spoiler:

I was what now?

The next user is sick in bed.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

But i escaped because i get bedbugs sick instead!

The next poster is attacked by possessed broom.

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

honestly kinda cool, might as well take it in!^^

The next user forgot there manners in front of the king of england!

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by offering to make some tea and just leaving while they wait for it.... =P

The next user accidentally signed up for a 3 year stay in a space station!

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because before I could get there Martians blew it up, and the deal was cancelled.

The next poster is squished by a Whomping Willow.

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

well to bad i'm made of indestructible metal!

The next user is now stuck in there room!

 

[ReKoil]

Sounds fine to me.
Fine... I escape by freezing and shattering the window.

The next user is riding a bicycle while being chased by an angry flock of doves.

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because a random Pikachu appeared and used Thunderbolt on them.

Spoiler:

I was what now?

The next poster is kidnapped by @ReKoil .

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

But i escaped because i dress up as Leafeon!

The next poster fell in moving wheelbarrow down hill.

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

but i escape by rocket boosting back up hill!

The next user is stuck in a out of commission elevator!

 

[PoryKid575]

...But I escaped by climbing out the top of the elevator and using wall-jumps to get to the nearest floor!

The next user is stuck in a video game!

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because I managed to crawl through the game's screen and back into the real world.

The next poster got lost in the sewers.

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by riding on the back of a giant sewer crocodile

The next user just got pulled over by the cops.

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

but they ran away because I got that spooky vibe.

The next user fell into the underground!

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because I landed near my secret base, which had a secret teleporter.

The next poster got turned into a cake and left out in the rain.