...But I Escaped Because.......

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because I used Observation Haki and easily evaded all of them!

The next poster got water thrown on them and begins melting.

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by turning into a Vaporeon!
And then I double escape by taking a nap in a freezer and becoming a Glaceon once more!

The next user has to eat a rather unappealing looking dish a small child made for them.

 

[Lavender]

well i can't eat it, but i'll scan the flavor!^^

The next user is getting there computer files stolen!

 

[Megan]

Fortunately, I have a laptop and not a computer! That'll confuse you for so long that I can call the police! :P

The next user is trapped thinking about the paradox: "This sentence is a lie!"

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because I denied the existence of said sentence, which freed me.

The next poster is exterminated by a Dalek!

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by doing some wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff

The next user is turning into a vampire

 

[Lavender]

Honestly wouldn't mind, too bad i'm a robot tho 0_<

The next user is being used as a puppet!

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped by cutting all the strings!

The next poster is swallowed alive by a Forum Devourer, a creature capable of consuming an entire forum.

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by quickly logging out and never logging in again

The next user is being chased by the fun police!

 

[Lavender]

but i dance so they dance back and we have dance part yayyy

The next user is having too much fun!

 

[Starlight]

But I escaped because everything went back to normal ;(

The user below is stuck in a lift...

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because some Gremlins messed with the wires controlling it, and it crashed to the bottom level. Now I just need a way to get to the hospital...

The next poster is dragged off into oblivion, never to be seen again.

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by starting the Shivering Isles questline and then using the Wabbajack on myself to return to the real world!

The next user witnessed something they shouldn't have.

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

....But I escaped because I remained silent and gradually sneaked away from there, and forgot all of the stuffs by sending out the PMs related to it all the people whom I know here !!



The next user is finding it hard to solve few mathematical questions, whose answers are not available anywhere.

 

[Lavender]

my only weakness, how did you know, he never escaped......

the next user is stuck in there computer!

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by opening the browser... now I'm in everyone's computers...

The next user has been made the lead singer in a local theater play!

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because all of the mic's shorted out, and the play was cancelled.

The next poster gets eaten by killer tomatoes.

 

[PoryKid575]

...But I escaped by eating the killer tomatoes from the inside out! Enjoying a tasty meal in the process.

The next poster is being shrunk to 1/10th their current size!

 

[Lavender]

YAY IM TINY NOW I"LL STAY LIKE THIS ;333

the next user is stuck in a cardboard box!

 

[ReKoil]

Spoiler:

But I escape by playing with a ball of yarn!

The next user broke the code... wo-o-oah.