...But I Escaped Because.......

...But I escaped because I used Observation Haki and easily evaded all of them!

[PokeCommunity.com] ...But I Escaped Because.......


The next poster got water thrown on them and begins melting.
 
But I escape by turning into a Vaporeon!
And then I double escape by taking a nap in a freezer and becoming a Glaceon once more!

The next user has to eat a rather unappealing looking dish a small child made for them.
 
...But I escaped because I denied the existence of said sentence, which freed me.

The next poster is exterminated by a Dalek!
 
...But I escaped by cutting all the strings!

The next poster is swallowed alive by a Forum Devourer, a creature capable of consuming an entire forum.
 
...But I escaped because some Gremlins messed with the wires controlling it, and it crashed to the bottom level. Now I just need a way to get to the hospital...

The next poster is dragged off into oblivion, never to be seen again.
 
But I escape by starting the Shivering Isles questline and then using the Wabbajack on myself to return to the real world!

The next user witnessed something they shouldn't have.
 
....But I escaped because I remained silent and gradually sneaked away from there, and forgot all of the stuffs by sending out the PMs related to it all the people whom I know here !!



The next user is finding it hard to solve few mathematical questions, whose answers are not available anywhere.
 
...But I escaped because all of the mic's shorted out, and the play was cancelled.

The next poster gets eaten by killer tomatoes.
 
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