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But I escape because I'm an ice cream cake and my natural coolness just made me grow in the rain!
The next user got digitized.
The next user got digitized.
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...But I Escaped Because.......
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But i escaped because i tell printer to print me out!
The next poster has mouth zipped shut.
The next poster has mouth zipped shut.
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...But I escaped because the zipper broke.
The next poster ate a cursed mushroom!
The next poster ate a cursed mushroom!
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...But I escaped by grabbing a Super Star to get better!
The next user is stuck in a sealed underground cave!
The next user is stuck in a sealed underground cave!
📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺
✂ Paranoia Incarnate ✂
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but i escape by getting 7 human souls! *without killingg*
The next user is now my puppet!
The next user is now my puppet!
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...But I escaped by cutting the strings!
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The next poster's soul is sealed in a card!
The next poster's soul is sealed in a card!
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But I escape by winning an epic Yu-Gi-Oh duel for it.
The next user downloaded a virus onto their computer !
The next user downloaded a virus onto their computer !
📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺
✂ Paranoia Incarnate ✂
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but I escape by having miku take care of it by bonking it with a leek!
The next user fell in a pithole team rocket placed!
The next user fell in a pithole team rocket placed!
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...But I escaped because the police came at the right moment and arrested them, and I climbed back out.
The next poster is forced to wear an embarassing costume in public in front of everyone.
The next poster is forced to wear an embarassing costume in public in front of everyone.
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embarrassing costume? A Glaceon can pull anything off, there's no such thing!
The next user will be kept awake by a mosquito for 30 nights in a row.
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The next user will be kept awake by a mosquito for 30 nights in a row.
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...But I escaped by putting on bug spray!
The next user is stuck on the roof of a skyscraper!
The next user is stuck on the roof of a skyscraper!
📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺
✂ Paranoia Incarnate ✂
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but i take the elevator back down!
The next user is being chased by a giant crab!
The next user is being chased by a giant crab!
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...But I escaped because he just wanted to dance, so I danced with the giant Crab!
The next poster is locked in the cupboard.
The next poster is locked in the cupboard.
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But i escaped because i say open sesame!
The next poster ate a microphone.
The next poster ate a microphone.
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But it escaped by listening to me very carefully!
The next user has to eat the cake I baked them or they'll hurt my feelings!
The next user has to eat the cake I baked them or they'll hurt my feelings!
Spoiler:
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📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺
✂ Paranoia Incarnate ✂
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well i escape by scanning it's flavor instead because i am not capable of consuming things!
the next user is stuck in their dream!
the next user is stuck in their dream!
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...But I escaped because I leapt into the water to avoid an oncoming fire in the dream...
...And woke up having leapt off the bed with my head under the side.
(That's actually happened.)
The next poster is turned to stone.
...And woke up having leapt off the bed with my head under the side.
(That's actually happened.)
The next poster is turned to stone.
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But I escape because someone tries to take my statue and upon falling over the spell comes undone!
The next user gets to have my headache! =D
The next user gets to have my headache! =D
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But i escaped because i ate Lava Cookie!
The next poster is stuck waiting in waiting room for 95 days.
📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺
✂ Paranoia Incarnate ✂
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But i escaped by sheer determination!
The next user is lost on a cave!
The next user is lost on a cave!