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...But I Escaped Because.......

...But I escaped because I pulled out a sonic screwdriver and used it to blow the frisbee up.

The next poster gets turned into a Magikarp and kept in a small tank.
 
But I escape by freezing the floor so I get to slide instead :cool:

The next user got stuck in a warp pipe.
 
...But I escaped because Wario came by and smashed open the pipe with his great strength!

The next poster falls off a cliff, towards the waiting jaws of a giant, razour-toothed Chicken.
 
...But I escaped because I ran into a china shop, and then ran out whilst the Bull was occupied destroying everything.

The next poster is locked in a crypt with a Draugr.
 
…But I escaped because I pretended to be the bad cop and convinced the good cop I was undercover all along. They're probably still arguing about who's who. (●⌇ຶ ཅ⌇ຶ●)

The next poster is trapped in a haunted house, where every door leads back to the same creepy hallway. ƪ( ` ▿▿▿▿ ´ ƪ)
 
...But I escaped because it was a food fight, and I had brought a creme pie with me which I used to defend myself.

Zero Seven said:
…But I escaped because I pretended to be the bad cop and convinced the good cop I was undercover all along. They're probably still arguing about who's who. (●⌇ຶ ཅ⌇ຶ●)
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The next poster's teeth all start falling out.
 
...but I escaped because I quickly claimed I was starring in a live demonstration for the world's first removable teeth fashion trend and threw in a sales pitch about how it would revolutionize dental care. Everyone was so confused, they just applauded while I casually strutted out, grinning toothless like it was all part of the plan. (>▽<)

Muaahahahaha the next poster stuck in a room with an overly enthusiastic life coach who insists you repeat motivational mantras out loud—over and over—and won't let you leave until you "feel the power of positive energy." The more you try to sneak out, the louder they get, and now you're surrounded by vision boards and inspirational posters. ( ಡ艸ಡ)
 
...But I escaped because I don't have a job (yet).

The next poster is trapped in a sealed Egyptian tomb with carnivorous Scarabs.
[PokeCommunity.com] ...But I Escaped Because.......
 
...But I escaped because someone rubbed it to make wishes, and I popped out and ran off before they could make any wishes! Muwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

The next poster is being read poetry by a Vogon whilst being tied to a table.
 
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